Youtube you alright???

Shoutout to the homies wihout a horrible father figure in their lives. Can't say I'm part of the gang

Maaan, why does Latex have to suck /this/ much. I know it's very powerful and you can do complex layout and typography but COME ON. Surely there has to be a better way

After days of trying I finally got Vulkan to render something and I regret it I absolutely regret it

Sometimes I wish I could focus my dumbassness on something productive

No-code platforms always like to forget that writing the code is *literally* the easiest part of software development 🙄

I am a clever man. I am not a smart man

Everytime I think I'm smarter than the compiler, I'm... absolutely not smarter than the compiler lol

It pains me to say this but MacOS > Windows > Linux

What's up with unofficial remixes on Spotify having the exact same name as the sampled tracks without any indication it's a remix. So annoying

Just found out a LOCK CMPXCHG has about the same latency as a simple DIV...

my life was a lie

uwu pwease update me mr server operator-kun~~
(>///<)

"When hell freezes over" can be perfectly substituted by "when Java implements value types"

How damn hard can it be to convert a CIELAB color to sRGB

Me and the boys implementing a compiler

Uhmm.. I think I broke the game (°ー°〃)

statically correct, clever code > enforced boring code

TIL Java class file's magic number is literally 0xCAFEBABE

Two types of men in this world
The ones admitting to themselves they need a tomboy gf and the ones lying to themselves

Every time I'm looking through the Minecraft code trying to reverse it I stumble upon this little historic artifact and it never ceases to make me feel weirdly happy :D

This world really hands you jack all. And everytime it's going well it smack you down just for good measure. What people say is mostly meaningless. "Oh I stand for this and that", yeah I saw that when you did the exact opposite while fucking me over like im not worthy of being treated like a human

Hey, at least it's a nice serving of reality for a naive fool like me. "Never expect anything nice from anyone": Noted

Everyday I lose more and more hope in humanity

One thing I noticed is that arguments don't matter in politics. Most people won't even read them, they will just assume they disagree with you and project the most simplistic arguments into yours which they can then easily object to with cookie cutter phrases from their ideology. EVEN when you agree with their main point but criticize some small associated thing

It feels like people can only be swayed in their opinion by direct indoctrination

Maybe it always was like that. But now we have twitter. And suddenly every joe feels like they have a well thought out opinion that must be shared and even better they have a convenient cult-like filter bubble that unconditionally agrees with them

I actually, unironically fear for our future

#SorryForThePoliticalRant

🎵 fuck this shit I'm out 🎵

I really want to like MongoDB, I really do, but the query/update language completey negates any fun

Try doing any non trivial operation in a single db query (aka. efficiently) from a language that's not JavaScript if you really want to hate everyone and everything

Beer that tastes like banana is a sin against humanity

> no shy wholesome gf

why live

Am I weird for not liking Whiskey?

It just kinda tastes... bad. Everybody is taking about notes of vanilla, undertones of strawberry, BITCH where. It tastes like weird with alcohol. And the alcohol part isn't really the problem. I'd much rather drink straight up vodka. Yes it tastes like drain cleaner but at least it doesn't have this weird ass taste to it. I actually quite like vodka. I just don't get whiskey

Why is alcohol not working anymore

Do I need to do meth or what

MIPS doesn't have a mov instruction... What the fuck

Okay, fuck it. I'm going to buy $20 worth of every penny crypto currency until one of them explodes making me a millionaire

This is big brain time