Neighbor: So what do you do for work?

Me: I'm a software engineer.

Neighbor: Oh I don't even know what that means. What exactly do you do?

Me: I write code for Fortune 500 companies while sitting on my couch in my underwear.

  • 5
    Reminds me of a similar conversation I had:

    Neighbor: Are you a government spy ?

    Me: No.

    Neighbor to his wife: It's ok, he said he isn't a spy.

    Neighbor's wife to neighbor: Well, he would say that wouldn't he..

    Also includes sitting on my couch in my underwear..
  • 8
    @Nanos spies in underware are the best spies. Always ready for action
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