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darwyyn
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“Fullstack dev continues to be consistent”

We’d an enhancement request where we needed to support Ionic apps. Our manager didn’t know anything about Ionic so she asks us what it was instead of asking Google.

Manager: so what’s this Ionic thingy?

Me: Ionic issss.... (gets interrupted by Fullstack dev)

Fullstack dev: so the thing is ... it’s like... (consistent with his opening lines as always) it’s a third party plugin which converts react app and html pages to native code.

Me: (thinking of sacrificing him at the altar of Lucifer)

Manager: Nice!

More to come.

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  • 1
    Haha if Fullstack dev was Saitama(One punch man) he'd say things like "I'm a douche for fun" 😂
  • 2
    I second the sacrifice thing.
  • 1
    IMO there's nothing wrong with your manager asking you, good for communication and cut through the bullshit of a dozen medium articles.
  • 2
    @R2-D2 only when your manager schedules a meeting which takes better part of our day. I call bullshit to that!
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject one sacrifice coming up!
  • 1
    @darwyyn Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

    If you need a ceremonial dagger you can borrow mine
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject It has to be blunt and rusty - I want him to feel my pain. It shouldn’t be a quick sacrifice!
  • 1
    @darwyyn why now do you think I am a novice? :-)
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject I don’t trust anyone now. I doubt everyone. Is the Sun a star? I don’t know anymore!

    @fullstack_dev: you’ve destroyed me! Damn you to hell.
  • 0
    @darwyyn you are wise, I can tell.

    I don’t know about the sun but I know for a fact earth is flat.
  • 1
    @darwyyn you are wise, I can tell.

    I don’t know about the sun but I know for a fact earth is flat, YouTube said so.
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject Our Fullstack dev is the keynote speaker at Flat Earth “Global” Conference 2019.
  • 0
    @darwyyn I start to think we must be working at the same company 😳 ahahah
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject My God! They do have a CH office 😳
  • 1
    @darwyyn Ahahah it turns out I am your FullStack friend :)
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject cannot be! His opening lines are always - so the thing is ... it’s like. I mean ALWAYS!

    Nice try!
  • 1
    @darwyyn So the thing is I tried but the thing is you caught me in the act of lying ;-)

    On a more serious note I completely feel your pain, I do have my own full stack dev with whom I am forced to deal.

    Only brightside he's on other side of world so not much in terms of human interaction, yet seeing him taking praises while doing nothing is not exactly motivating.
  • 1
    @PsCustomObject

    At least you don’t hear his breathing!

    My life is one horror after another. I have to deal with offshore “fullstack devs” as well.

    Offshore fullstack dev rants coming soon!
  • 1
    I worked with Ionic... once... And even I know that's as far from the truth as possible... Is this guy for real
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