GiddyNaya

6y

Me: Can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Bing: You really can't because even the strongest human cannot lift an elephant that has one hand.

Yahoo: Elephant FC vs Oklahoma City - today 15:00GMT.

Baidu: 你不能你不能 that is how you can.

Yandex.ru: Americans killed the Elephant whilst pointing hands at Russian spy.

DuckDuckGo: Elephants have privacies too and lifting one can bridge DDG policies.

Ask.com: Lifting an elephant is a Metaphor.

AOL.com: No result yet. Subscribe to our Newsletter to get latest updates.

Google: (google.com) wants to access your location.

joke/meme

search engine flaws

Ranter

Comments

11

MeadCoder

206

6y

So you're saying that bing and duckduckgo does a better job at helping you with your drunk questions than other search engines?
3

R-C-D

15656

6y

BTW if u cut elephant hand , then you have an elephant who has ONLY one hand !
easy to lift XD
5

soulevans07

842

6y

@R1100 literal problems! :D my favorit one is:
- can you jump as high as a building
- ...?
- buildings cant really jump that high so yes!
2

PrivateGER

16300

6y

More like:

DDG: "We care about your privacy", without an actual answer
0

scarface78987

200

6y

SO: the elephant is a duplicate question.

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