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GiddyNaya
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Me: Can you lift an elephant with one hand?

Bing: You really can't because even the strongest human cannot lift an elephant that has one hand.

Yahoo: Elephant FC vs Oklahoma City - today 15:00GMT.

Baidu: 你不能 你不能 that is how you can.

Yandex.ru: Americans killed the Elephant whilst pointing hands at Russian spy.

DuckDuckGo: Elephants have privacies too and lifting one can bridge DDG policies.

Ask.com: Lifting an elephant is a Metaphor.

AOL.com: No result yet. Subscribe to our Newsletter to get latest updates.

Google: (google.com) wants to access your location.

Comments
  • 12
    So you're saying that bing and duckduckgo does a better job at helping you with your drunk questions than other search engines?
  • 3
    BTW if u cut elephant hand , then you have an elephant who has ONLY one hand !
    easy to lift XD
  • 6
    @R1100 literal problems! :D my favorit one is:
    - can you jump as high as a building
    - ...?
    - buildings cant really jump that high so yes!
  • 6
    "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world."

    Archimedes
  • 3
    More like:

    DDG: "We care about your privacy", without an actual answer
  • 2
    @Nanos What about the tensile strength of the lever?
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