Apple fanboy tryna tell us what's new in windows...

Perfect job? This...

Can your iPhone do this...
Take a screenshot of you trying to save your own screenshot and then save its own screenshot in place of your screenshot.

Backend be like... I will wait for your stupidity to arrive.

https://upgrade.plusgrade.com/offer...

Standby... We are checking your browser.

Me:

Developer Feedback: ANDREW WHY?
Developer Feedback: ANDREW JUST WHY?

Microsoft: Win 11 will support Android out the box.
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BlueStacks: wtf 😳

Throwback... Scrolling through 2018 wk123 😂
So many shit bombs.

You ran out of space to store your laziness now i see why you want a remote backup.

Opensource... What if?

Some developers be making things look difficult

Some people be writing nude code...

Have you heard of "Thunder client"? Meh... That shit is cool. I came across it on my YouTube recommendations, installed and gave it a try. I'm probably not going back to postman.

Went for an interview today... It didn't go well.
Really fucked the day up for me.

Personal question...
Do you "trim/remove" whitespaces from your user's password?

Why or Why not?

When I see programmers with great physique, I'm like...
Yeah, that's not real though, it's all fake abs!

Microsoft 2015:
Windows 10 is our last version.
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Microsoft 2021:
Have you heard of the new Windows 11?

I used a test user account to make live payment transaction with test wallet money on production, accounting department just called... I think I'm in hot waters!

Samsung be like...
-- 8GB ram
-- 64GB storage.

Buy phone...
Open settings...
-- 50+ system apps
-- 2gb ram left
-- 12gb storage remaining

When Facebook launched an all-out battle against Apple last year, little did they know that the war would be two-fronts.

!Dev
I found this on Quora... it keeps me awake as I struggle to find the fourth person. Yes I can see 3 persons and four bottles.

LMAO... Exercise can't make you grow beyond your genetics profile. How did this got into the store?

Calling for a meeting to talk about things that delayed the project and these idiots can't acknowledge the fact that such stupid meetings played a huge role. This is the 10th meeting this month. WTF is wrong with y'all.
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I renewed a subscription and I'm getting this English... Failed "if...else"?

So... I made my second flutter app based on an idea suggestion from @Nomad.

Idea: https://devrant.com/rants/3708896/...

Project: https://github.com/GiddyNaya/...

Time of delivery: 5 days approx.

If languages had slogans...

1) Java -- Buy one get two for free on your delicious NPEs.

2) C -- I burn way too much calories talking, let's do some sign language. Now see over there... 👉

3) Python -- Missing semi-colon? Old method. Just add an extra space and watch the world burn.

4) C++ -- My ancestors made a lot of mistakes, let's fix it with more mistakes.

5) Go -- Meh. I can't believe Google can be this lazy with names.

6) Dart -- I'm the new famous.

7) PHP -- To hide your secrets. Call us on 0700 error_reporting(0)

8) JavaScript -- Asynchronous my ass!

9) Lua -- Beginners love us because arrays start at 1

10) Kotlin -- You heard right. Java is stupid!

11) Swift -- Ahhh... I'm tasty, I'm gonna die, someone please give me some memory.

12) COBOL -- I give jobs to the unemployed.

13) Rust -- I'm good at garbage collection, hence my name.

14) C# -- I am cross-platform because I see sharp.

15) VB -- 🙄

16) F# -- 😴

PM be requesting for update every 5 minute.

Why is there no "close tabs to the left" My fucking helllll .
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I could calculate the percentage of a value from a total set right from the top of my head. This includes large numbers like for example; finding the percentage of 1040 from 75000 = 1.377%, 344 from 5400 = 6.37% and so on...

But most times when I come across scenarios to apply such calculations on code I find myself googling for formulas and then I wonder; how am I able to come to a valid result when faced with similar challenge but could not recall or tell the formula my funny brain is deriving it's results from.

Maybe my brain isn't even using a formula. :/
So I guess because from pondering on how I arrived at results, I could tell I'm starting from an "if"...
Like:

If 25 of 100 = 25%
and 45 of 250 = 18%
Then 450 of 2400 will equal 18.7...%

Ask me what formula was used in the first "if" condition and I can't tell because that's common sense for me.

Transistor sizes are getting smaller and smaller by the day, though we cannot go below the size of a virus due to compartment limitation but the tiniest is smaller than a DNA.
Having chips designed at such a tiny scale looks more scary to me than amazing. Imagine my manager screaming at me, I can give him a slap on the face and infect him with 1 million A8 chips. Now that would be amazing because I just successfully turned him into an iPhone 6.

Me: Hey Siri, what's the weather now?
Manager: 32 degree Fahrenheit, high wind, low humidity.
Me: Yeah that's what's up, you won't be needing an upgrade anytime soon.