Client: I need the push notification to have purple edges with blue background.

Me: I'm sorry. Apple does not have a support for such customization. What we can do is modify title, description and also add an overview image.

Client: No, you can make it purple edges with blue background. I saw it on dribble!

Me: *Logs out*.

Meet the founder.

The only app on Mac App Store is Xcode. Prove me wrong!

I'm gonna EDIT!!!

I hate it when software downloads an update
and then shuffles a notification up my face saying "An update has been downloaded and ready to install".
Just WTF is wrong with these developers! What if I say no then you just successfully wasted my fucking internet data and disk space. Thank you and no thank you idiots.

Apple fanboy tryna tell us what's new in windows...

Perfect job? This...

Can your iPhone do this...
Take a screenshot of you trying to save your own screenshot and then save its own screenshot in place of your screenshot.

Backend be like... I will wait for your stupidity to arrive.

https://upgrade.plusgrade.com/offer...

Standby... We are checking your browser.

Me:

Developer Feedback: ANDREW WHY?
Developer Feedback: ANDREW JUST WHY?

Microsoft: Win 11 will support Android out the box.
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BlueStacks: wtf 😳

Throwback... Scrolling through 2018 wk123 😂
So many shit bombs.

You ran out of space to store your laziness now i see why you want a remote backup.

Opensource... What if?

Some developers be making things look difficult

Some people be writing nude code...

Have you heard of "Thunder client"? Meh... That shit is cool. I came across it on my YouTube recommendations, installed and gave it a try. I'm probably not going back to postman.

Went for an interview today... It didn't go well.
Really fucked the day up for me.

Personal question...
Do you "trim/remove" whitespaces from your user's password?

Why or Why not?

When I see programmers with great physique, I'm like...
Yeah, that's not real though, it's all fake abs!

Microsoft 2015:
Windows 10 is our last version.
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Microsoft 2021:
Have you heard of the new Windows 11?

I used a test user account to make live payment transaction with test wallet money on production, accounting department just called... I think I'm in hot waters!

Samsung be like...
-- 8GB ram
-- 64GB storage.

Buy phone...
Open settings...
-- 50+ system apps
-- 2gb ram left
-- 12gb storage remaining

When Facebook launched an all-out battle against Apple last year, little did they know that the war would be two-fronts.

!Dev
I found this on Quora... it keeps me awake as I struggle to find the fourth person. Yes I can see 3 persons and four bottles.

LMAO... Exercise can't make you grow beyond your genetics profile. How did this got into the store?

Calling for a meeting to talk about things that delayed the project and these idiots can't acknowledge the fact that such stupid meetings played a huge role. This is the 10th meeting this month. WTF is wrong with y'all.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

I renewed a subscription and I'm getting this English... Failed "if...else"?

So... I made my second flutter app based on an idea suggestion from @Nomad.

Idea: https://devrant.com/rants/3708896/...

Project: https://github.com/GiddyNaya/...

Time of delivery: 5 days approx.