Corporate email just to read an article? Fuck you twice!!!

Our customers be like...

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Simple Vs Powerful

I'm building an Android App and need to implement multi option selection using images. Tried google searching "android libraries for multi-option selection using images as option items just like Medium.com" but i keep getting links for image picker libraries instead.

Have you ever come across any? cus i'm not ready to implement that from scratch. Thankee

Why! Why!! Why always me!!!

Oxford Dicktionary: A Project Manager is simply a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Idea 💯

Alpha
Beta
Cupcake
Donut
Eclair
Froyo
Gingerbread
Honeycomb
Ice cream sandwich
Jelly bean
Kitkat
Lollipop
Marshmallow
Nougat
Oreo
Pie
Q ?
R ?
S ?
T ?
U ?
V ?
W ?
X ?
Y ?
Z ?
And then?

Could there be any bug?

No biometry... No electronic passport... Guess I would rumple my hair and tweak my face to fit in. 🤷

Can I try forgot password?

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Do i really need to ?

A 😮loo hoo hoo hoo ser!

Poor thing.

WTF is wrong with the first three!?? 😁

Show some respect... 🙌

I saw the tripple... but i can't find my cake! 😍
Stickers plz

One terabyte SSD with an 8GB of RAM running on Core i5 and system still lags... Opened task manager and found the culprits but what i cannot figure out is who the true villain is among the two of em. 🤔

Are you pondering what i'm pondering?

What's wrong with this developer. I know at some point Eclipse was king, so you better stop playing with peoples emotions, lol 😅.

Trait aar!

Sublime in the watch.

During my job hunt as a Java Developer looking for job while on a job just like what every other developers do, around twenty twelve i got an invite from one of the companies i applied for, i wasn't expecting a test though but i was prepared for it anyway. The test proceeds, i and the other partakers were given separate systems and spread out across the room like teams in a football match, i don't know if they planned on making us nervous, it seemed so very awkward. First question was *Who originally developed Java (like seriously???? i almost cummed!) i skipped... skip skip skip. After so many skipping minutes i then arrived at that question ***Check string for palindrome, hmmm i then noticed my system was connected to an open wifi (don't know if it was a dumb mistake or on purpose). I definitely googled and faithful loving heavens i found the website were they got all 21 questions with their answers from (https://simpleprogrammer.com/progra...). I answered all questions using different approach, applied xml commenting, state possibility and outcome of each code block, added wiki references, i flawed the test. Few days later i received a call for final interview, got there and the interviewer was like "Do you teach/lecture on coding or something? cus you really did pretty good on the test the other day", I felt like a god and was like "no, i don't. just did what i had to do". Seems like he loved my reply and i got the job without a second question. The open network is still a mystery to me till date.

Someone hit this guy (－‸ლ)

This shit is cool. Debugging wise!

Boss was angry complaining about delay in delivery on a recent project via our official group channel on Slack, he then uploaded this photo with me and my colleagues confused not finding a meaning to it. Lol, we just ignored and apologized.

I never knew leaving an input box empty is now illegal in some countries :/

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