The board of death:

Really loving the double response feature on chatgpt. Saves time without rephrasing the question:

Today, Google says it will now require new Android developers with personal accounts to test their app with a minimum of 20 people for at least 2 weeks prior to publication. I have my mum, my dad and my two brothers but Google wants at least 20 testers. Yo!

Once, I overheard a conversation between my former PM and a client during a phone call.

Client: I will send the final draft of the project by Thursday.

PM: That's great to hear!

Client: When can I expect the updates to review the changes after the draft is sent? I need to present it at a meeting this weekend.

PM: It should be ready by Friday without fail!

Client: Excellent! Thank you. I will be expecting it.

PM: Sure, goodbye.

(After the call, PM joined the team.)

PM: So, team, the client for Project-A will be sending us a new draft for review and updates. They are putting a lot of pressure on us and need it to be ready by Friday at the latest. We need to treat this with a sense of urgency.

(After hearing this, we felt compelled to respond.)

Me: There's no way they would expect us to deliver an unseen draft within a day. Both the backend and Figma team members were forced to work last weekend, on Saturday, because you mentioned that Project B was behind schedule and the client needed an update by Monday. We simply can't continue working like this.

Backend guy 2: I also worked last Sunday on Project B.

Me: We overheard you telling the client that they should expect an update by Friday. It seems like you're the one directly putting the team under pressure, even though we still have three ongoing projects with tight deadlines.

(The office fell into an uncomfortable silence.)
(PM left the office without saying a word.)

Later on, I heard that he contacted the client to reschedule the expected time of arrival (ETA) after receiving the draft.

Twilio literally broke my integration because I have not logged into its portal for 2 weeks. Got notified by users complaining SMS wasn’t going through.

Still waiting for when AI models would discover that humans have just 5 fingers on one hand

What’s your pronunciation for “adobe”?

— Ah-dob
— Ah-doh-bay
— Ah-doh-bee
— Ah-du-bee

Downloaded vscode on production server almost gave my boss a heart attack.

I really don’t know about you guys but this WA update kills me:

What are the first set of apps you install after you purchased a new mobile device?

Mine is:

- Gmail
- Chrome
- Bank app
- VLC

Any reason why most websites in 2023 still have the “remember me” option?

Dev trend you think will pass?

👉 NLP Chatbots

Back to where we left off:

Some months ago I talked about creating a platform to build websites based on command with the help of AI just like we have ChatGPT and some argued about the possibility.
Lol so funny some hard ass already put in the work: https://framer.com

Poor zippy 😢

Who thought of this “contact joined” notification on Telegram. It’s so cringy as f*ck!

Does anybody really know how to pronounce the popular web-server software "XAMPP" because the internet seems more confused than I am.

I pronounce the word as Samp.

-- I found a video pronouncing it as Shamp:
https://youtu.be/h6DEDm7C37A

-- Found another video pronouncing it as Zamp:
https://youtu.be/S95w1uIeMBU

-- Found yet another video pronouncing it as X-amp:
https://youtu.be/h5LsSE_MFi8

Like what exactly is the real pronunciation?

We have new AI platforms popping out the internet every seconds. Now the problem is why the heck should I pay $499/month for your shinny new shit!

In order to remain sane at the workplace, always give your 100%:

-- Monday: 23%
-- Tuesday: 17%
-- Wednesday: 26%
-- Thursday: 24%
-- Friday: 9%

Google asks for consent just for the sake of it:

What could be more annoying than signing out of all accounts to add a new one because I've reached the threshold. This logic is shit!

Why do I feel like developers at Zoom don't have a life: They release a list of over hundreds of new updates and bug fixes almost everyday. As much as I give them credits I also still feel sorry for them.

Mac Users are the most technically illiterate people or the most technically literate people you find in a room. They’re never in-between.

Just found out it’s pronounced Microsoft Arr-sure like “sure” in pressure and not Microsoft Arr-zu-ray.

I realized that if chatgpt is pressured hard enough, it will provide the inappropriates:

Why "favicon" why not "browsercon" or "webicon" who named these stuff

You can lie but you can't hide:

For those that toggles on:

* Dark mode
* Privacy screen
* DND
* Silent mode
* Disappearing Messages
* Turned off Read receipts

What exactly is your problem?

Fonts Matter!

I never said they were many