How is this not a valid address!

I'm working from here @ShereHills mountain top. Got my mac and testing device on point, I don't think the virus can come this high.

Those two really needs some gloves.

This trick won't work on me Billy! Try another one. https://rednews7.com//...

A friend of mine just called me to ask if I can help him hack an Instagram account... In my head (He's quite aware I lost my dad less than a week ago even if I was an hacker I'll expect and respect some little remorse atleast around moments like this, I would not be expected to do dirty shit at these times). (*heavy sigh here*) (*Million cause words here*) (*hung up*)

I am on eat..!

I will call this "GameOver Monopoly"

I called it "Microsoft S.Q.L" but Bobby argued it's Sequel not S.Q.L then I asked Bobby "PostgreSQL" and also he said "Postgre Sequel". Hehe sequel my ass then cus I'm sticking with my abbreviation.

Interview nightmare

Me: Siri, why do you have to look everything up?
Siri: Let me look that up...

Tell her that she'll spend most of her life communicating with rubber ducks than with humans!

What is Coronavirus?

"If... else" Artificial Intelligence
because it's not self efficient but limited to the developer's logic.

He still doesn't get it.

Noticed rants and comment dates on the app uses the users device datetime rather than the server's. Hence if my phone's date is fast forwarded to a week later and I make new posts it shows a week ago rather than just now, same for comments. Is this the expected behaviour?

-- What if JavaScript never existed?
-- What if HTML was a programming language?
-- What if our data online isn't abstract but physical?
-- What if geeks have their own country?
-- What if humans exist and we are the aliens?
-- What if the internet is state-owned?
-- What if we could download food just like every other downloadables?
-- What if my VSCode won't kill me when switched to light theme?
-- What if there was no gender and the word "female" is just an alias for "male"?
-- What if bugs could find and fix themselves?
-- What if there's no need for an account password?
-- What if Linux was owned by Microsoft?
-- **What if I could tell my boss that I'm tired of his fucking job without actually telling my boss? This is the actual what if.**

Why does some users feel like their rating will pay bros rent. The shit is free if u don't like it or u don't find it comfy fucking uninstall or build ur own fucking server, douche bag!

Spam Bot: Humans are getting smarter everyday.
One Human:

I still don't get why Chrome won't respect the password *autocomplete="off"* attribute. For fucks sake it's my goddamn website u shit brain! Obey the fucking command!!!

Dear Client,
Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Thank you.

Are there any *performance benefits* in having your users comments on a separate page rather than the actual post/article page?
Example use-case: medium.com

Do not fix bugs during presentation no matter how small!

Java begets JavaScript

Still wondering...

My friend: I think WA. is very secured that's why I use it.
Me:

Me: Does C support pointers?
Google:

-- Click *Update Visual studio*
-- Hey you need to update the updater in other to continue your update of your updating update installation kindly update visual studio installer.

Machine learning

Is it okay to use "Please" in validation messages?

Update Your Servers!
Critical vulnerabilities found on Win Servers via RD gateways. Here is a source for the proof of concept: https://github.com/ollypwn/BlueGate