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*Website exists*

Client: “I should be rich by now. Please fix.”

Me: “... Did you do any ... marketing?”

Client: “I don’t have money for marketing. That’s what the website is for.”

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  • 18
    Also your client: "SEO? No, sorry I don't speak weirdospeak"
  • 12
    @dontPanic usually those clients that have heard about SEO are even worse
  • 1
    @willhertz "how come you take money for it? I've heard it's easy!" kind of stuff?
  • 5
    SEO. EASY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *dies*
  • 5
    Even 4 year old can change wallpaper, why this update is taking so long.
  • 0
    @SaXxonCorp i am not opposing you. but there is not any kind of free service in this world. I feel like this.
  • 0
    @SaXxonCorp I think we need to pay for Facebook to advertise our page.(other wise no one will know about our page)
    i don't know about other social networks.
    hope you may understand!
  • 16
    Client types some random words on google.

    Client: why isnt my website the first result?
  • 0
    @coderipper oh yeah. So much this. Whyyyyy?!
  • 0
    thank
  • 0
    Thank you for your opinion! Come on, SEO and marketing right now is the main things when you can work through your site. Because as we know, marketing is important only if you are going to promote business or yourself on the Internet. But if you want to know what is a metric in google analytics in more detail, then you should visit https://owox.com/blog/articles/... and learn everything that is written there. I wish you good luck!
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