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Root5816577dI've totally done that, too. Usually unintentionally. Sometimes with messages that are really awkward or dark to non-devs, like:
> "Don't upsell assholes"
Don't generate an upsell package for assholes that won't buy anything
> "Ensure parents can kill children"
> "Destroy orphaned children from tests"
Destroy nested objects when their parent is destroyed.
> "suck -> reset"
Reset the accounts of "hackers" that suck so bad at "hacking" they don't bother to even make the data look remotely legit, or even use the names of their tools for e.g. faked order numbers. If they suck that bad, they deserve to be spat upon.
I've written things like these on my desk before (whiteboard wrap) for everyone to see. It earned me a few strange looks. Made my day 🙂
Demolishun442377dTook me a minute, then I remembered reading about those concepts in FP. LOL
Wack688977dI Kind of like lazy evaluation...