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Give him what he asked for. deoptimize the shit out of it, then get paid to "optimize" it again later.
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Metaphors tend to work well:
"Ah, I should rebuild it in your image: A nice front; but no function performance, broken inside due to past mistakes, evolved into something so repulsive that it's fundamentally unlovable"
Or... compare it to quality/performance vs looks of a car or something, if you actually want to keep your job. -
Non tech people are pragmatic and dont care about inner workings of an app. Car metaphor would work great, or mention the tech debt
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endor56665y@SortOfTested or maybe get fired because "Why the hell did you make it so slow? It was not this slow before you started! You suck!"
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Root797705ySure, put a Ferrari body on a 15 year old Kia. Fresh coat of paint and some plastic parts will do wonders. I could even put a spoiler on it, just for you!
You'll hardly even notice the knocking and backfiring and the smoke pouring out of the exhaust.
Here's a conversation I had at work:
Me: "this project that I've inherited, aside from the UI problems it has, it also has severe code problems that need to be fixed"
Project Manager: "I don't care about the code. The code is not my concern. Don't waste time on it and just make the app look good."
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