Commute time to/from workstation reduced to a few seconds.

How did you get ahold of a teleporter anyway?

@Wisecrack By summoning the devil, obviously.

@kescherRant

Did he also give you a golden fiddle, a twin headed guitar that causes panties to melt when you play it, a cursed plymouth fury that likes to go on murderous rampages, long walks on the beach, and a partridge in a pear tree?

@Wisecrack Yes.

@kescherRant

Yes, but who the fuck wants a patridge in a pear tree?

Why pears? What the hell is a partridge anyway?

He gives you these three awesome things and then these two duds. Well, a murderous car might be considered a bug. Better ask your local mechanic. Don't let them charge you extra for an unnecessary exorcism of the transmission like they did me!

Should have asked for an apple tree.