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Is this really what constitutes a fucking personality nowadays?

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  • 12
    "I think this is stupid."
  • 10
    "Looking for at least 4 years of 4chan experience. 8chan a plus, if you speak Russian."
  • 7
    My gif game is the only reason I still have a job.
  • 7
    My "office" discovered the built in gif feature in teams and it's the best thing that's happened during the pandemic
  • 0
    hey what they looking for, they might be into the portfolio I did. It's got lot's of "personality"
  • 1
    That made me feel angry.
  • 4
    "Have you heard of HydrAqua? Those guys knocked it outta the park when it comes to hydration... Like, look at this list of benefits:
    - It's wet
    - It hydrates
    - ...
    - Profit?
    I can't stop drinking HydrAqua... Probably because I'll literally die without it."

    Did I do it? Do I have a personality now? Also why does my personality sound like a commercial?
  • 0
    I can build a GIF parser. But what is a "gif game"?
  • 1
    @Oktokolo it means being good at sending funny gifs in group chats etc
  • 1
    *kicks their door down and screams* " YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PERSONALITY"
  • 2
    Obligatory "..it's what plants crave."

    If devrant had a cross out feature, I'd type "electrolytes" here, cross it out, replace it with "personality", cross that out and replace it with "gifs."

    I just really wish devrant had a strikethrough option.
  • 2
    @vigidis
    You fuckin' nailed it
  • 2
    @SortOfTested Why thank you... After failing the Turing Test twice I kinda got discouraged.
    But now I can brag of having a personality.

    PS: Do you think you can print me a certificate?
  • 1
    @vigidis
    Oooh, sorry, Ionly administer the Voight-Kampff test.
  • 1
    @SortOfTested Damn, that's in the second semester of AI training, I'll never get there...

    Oh well, at least now Cortana owes me 10 bucks.
  • 1
    @matt-jd
    That is certainly an important skill too. Especially in times of Corvid-induced homeoffice.
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