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molaram
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Dumb fucking developers who think working from home keeps us from seeing they spend half of the time fucking around on facebook, youtube and pornhub instead of working.

You're on the VPN fuckheads that means we see everything even if you're at home.

"zomg zomg i got fired because virus, stupid evil companyz!!!!!11"

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  • 5
    That's not even legal where I live.
  • 4
    Idiot admins at my client block local proxies, but not nested vpns.
  • 1
    Very ethical of you sir
  • 2
    Their other machines also on the VPN?
  • 2
    VPNs only change who can see your traffic; they don't magucally make you anonymous. But I suppose the average person doesn't know that.
  • 6
    You're right, a smart developer would only route traffic destined for the VPN subnets over the VPN, and use their usual gateway for all other traffic. They'd also list their usual DNS server first, which should resolve things like pornhub first so it doesn't query the VPN's DNS server.

    inb4 cunt admins forcing everyone to use Windows and locking it down via group policy
  • 0
    Foxyproxy.

    Rookies...
  • 2
    @unsignedint what the fuck?

    They should be WORKING not pulling dick or trying to figure out ways to pull dick without getting caught.

    Which they could easily if they had half a brain but then again if they had it they wouldn't be fucking the company they work for.

    Tbh I'm kinda happy they're getting fucked now.
  • 2
    Bro fucking is when the work is done

    I’ll just light one up at around 1pm and casually teach my boss react

    I still use a separate machine for the furry and 4chan stuff doe
  • 1
    Linux network namespaces, anyone?
  • 4
    What about those of us who just like to put pornhub on in a background tab to listen to while we get our work done?
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