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deman
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We are currently in home office because of the actual corona situation. Since yesterday we experience internet problems in this region. So I constantly check ping to see how worse it is.

Let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to rage:

while true; do if (( $(ping -c1 1.1.1.1 | grep "bytes from" | cut -d "=" -f4 | cut -d " " -f1) > 40 ));then espeak "fuck" ;fi;sleep 1;done

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  • 1
    You do want to keep her around, right?
  • 1
    @Root She just waited and didn't say anything until the script annoyed me so much that I had to end it. Smart woman.
  • 0
    You consider ping higher than 40 alert worthy? That's cute.
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