So I call my sig other on the phone. At the start of the conversation I, for fun, make the sound of a goat.

me: ba a a a
other: really?
me: What?
other: horny old goat?
me: FFS, Freudian Farm Sounds...

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    I would have sung

    Baah... baah black sheep have you any wool?
    Yes sir yes sir three bags full.
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