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Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅23
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So im colorblind and i just recently found out that most IDEs use color syntax and it sounds like such a good idea.16
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Girl: Can you make me an app?
Me: What kind of app do you have in mind?
Girl: I want it to be... like an app!
Me: Sounds a bit to difficult sorry.10 -
The news:
"Oh no, big tech companies are taking advantage of our information and tracking everything we do. We're too dependent! "
Us:
"Wow this sounds important. *Googles it *"
"Everyone needs to know, *shares on Facebook*"
Wait.....4 -
Person: Your website doesn't work.
Me: Why?
Person: Nothing happens when I click.
Me: Did you disable JavaScript?
Person: Yeah, sounds shady.6 -
I heard of it for the first time. And well, this sounds disgusting.
If this happens, I'll seriously start a revolution of hackers fighting internet providers. Seriously9 -
Advanced 🐐 (goat) recognition technology
Sounds scary! 🐲!👻!
Android is moving to next level!
Beats iOS!13 -
A sound recognition system
Being deaf is one major factor that's kept me from moving out. I can't hear sounds like doorbells, fire alarms, etc
I want to build a client-server solution that can be trained to recognize specific sounds63 -
I think the best I saw was a co-worker scripted a file so that every time the manager typed the computer would play painful screaming sounds and then thank her when she stopped typing.3
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Oh RLY? you want me to confirm my email address?
Shift+Tab - Ctl+a - Ctrl+c - Tab - Ctrl+v
Like a ninja...
could actually HEAR the knife swishing sounds there6 -
When learning a new language replace "Hello world" with "Hello darkness my old friend". Sounds more appropriate.4
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You might call me an insomniac, but I am definitely a night owl. Night cat sounds more exciting. Time for another exciting night in the Land of Code! Meow, meow12
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Back in 2008, I had a colleague who often smiles and giggles while looking at the screen.
Sounds normal yeah? Except there's nothing on the screen but Eclipse, a Java IDE.11 -
Yesteryear's me: What is up with this effin' catelyn-katelin-thingy? Yet another hipster language trying to dethrone Java. Yeah, right. And why does it sounds like my ex's name?
Today's me:6 -
Everyone should learn to code" is a movement to flood the market with Software Engineers so that salaries can be reduced.
Conspiracy theory that I just read on reddit and sounds about right.
Would you feel the same?12 -
Interview today! (Maybe?)
Sometime between 2pm and 10pm!
No idea if it's Skype or phone or what. Or with who. Or really when.
Sounds like I should turn them down. 😕rant schedule what schedule wait for us we'll call you maybe unprofessionally professional interview17 -
Start the Android-Emulator on a MacBook. The MacBook sounds like its going to take off an fly into sunset.8
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Maybe I'm alone on this one, but when JS developers talk about the frameworks they use- it sounds the same as a hipster talking about the bands that I probably haven't heard of
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Dear Microsoft,
Please kill Internet Explorer post haste. The last time I want to hear "IE" is from the screaming sounds of your hated browser dying in a fire.
Sincerely,
A web dev9 -
Atm I'm trying to do some programming at night, with a mechanical keyboard... it's sounds like a machine gun. 😵7
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Came across: https://krypt.co sounds interesting, because its like an additional 2fa for your ssh key, is locally encrypted, open source, well documented and transparent:
https://krypt.co/docs/security/...
Why is it not much talked about? sounds great so far, but maybe somebody can find the tick? or is using it himself?30 -
- How can we make sure the age input is an integer?
- Let's add some incremental buttons for edit it.
- Nice, sounds pretty safe and convenient6 -
Ma aunt sent me this right now. Look at how it's written. Sounds like all the crap movies compiled into a pile of shit.4
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Ever had one of those moments when sites run by cunts (fuck you CNET) autoplays videos at 200% volume?
Use the extension called "Silent Site Sound Blocker" to make sure only whitelisted websites can play sounds.
Fuck yeah!6 -
you guys complaining about doing PHP and WP because you needed money sounds like confessing about doing porn in college
"Sorry mom, but I really needed the money ..."rant how much? ok maybe i swallow it wordpress no please not in the ass just a photoshoot lol porn php no i wont swallow it college wp wk1141 -
Me as Junior Dev doing mysql first time, specifically INSERT test data to test db, sucess on first try.
My Senior co-worker says: WOW, Baby's first INSERT...... that sounds so wrong out of context xD -
I don't think I've EVER wanted to hit the insert key.
"You know what would be great?"
"What?"
"If typing erased what you've already done so you can't actually edit anything"
"Sounds pretty great"9 -
Attach the debugger - software runs
Remove the debugger - software doesn’t run
Happy Debugging...
debugging without being able to attach a debugger?! Sounds like a long day, if not even days...7 -
I know xiaomi, you must be collecting a lot of personal data but this just sounds wrong on so many levels5
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Here's a silly side project I've been working on just for fun:
https://soundofco.de/
It "programmatically" creates sound from code (or plain text) on GitHub. I wouldn't call it music, because it sounds kind of horrible almost all of the time :D It's very simple: The length of a line defines the note to be played. Really just a nerdy bit of fun.
Unfortunately I have absolutely zero knowledge in music theory and I have no idea how to make the resulting sounds more pleasant or even melodic. If you're interested in making this better or helping out with feedback, you can find the project at https://github.com/dneustadt/...
Also feel free to share if you find anything on GitHub that makes for some decent sounds :D (I doubt it)12 -
What's the most bullshit marketing term you've heard being used? Something that sounds flashy for a non tech client, but makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
I just heard "harnessing hyperconnectivity". The fucks that?3 -
Black is the new dark.
There. I had to vent that off. It sounds so catchy.
On other news I got my stickers!!! Wohooo!4 -
When your boss gives her boss an update on your project that isn't true, and makes you look incompetent, just because she had no idea. Fucking muppet.1
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At interview.
Employer: We want to be the not only the best at our business, but also the best at technology.
Me: *oh, sounds good. New challenging project*
Employer: We need shopify store...3 -
found this website that helps me to concentrate while coding, https://noisli.com
Different types of background sounds choose according to mood3 -
Someone commented that they originally looked into Python because he/she liked the way the name sounded (Python sounds cool)
I got one better, I originally researched Ruby because it is Japanese, and I am a filthy otaku15 -
!rant
> Joins voice chat with friends
> They're talking about virtual data quantities.
> One of them mentions petabyte.
> Everybody except me proceeds by making jokes about how "petabyte" sounds like dog food and other miscellaneous things.2 -
People want AI,ML, Blockchain implementation in their projects very badly and blindly and expect developer to just get it done no matter how stupid something sounds.
--India6 -
Umm yes, this cyber you're talking about sounds interesting, where do i get a cyber? How much does a cyber cost? Can a cyber feed my family?
-.-4 -
My coworker used to write code but never bothered with indents and nests. He got fired for not following the rules of the company. I know this sounds boring but w/e3
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How I hate when you can't change notification sounds and/or vibrations... Unless I'm totally blind this includes DevRant too at least on Android 😁8
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Idk if anyone here noticed.... sudo sounds like 速度 in Chinese, which means quickly. So the every time I use this command I just feel like I'm rushing computer to do something for me5
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What's the mute for, if random apps blast their camera sounds anyway, yes scanbot you're one of those assholes.3
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If I can understand the lyrics of your music through your headphones, across three seats, through the train sounds and normal commuting-chatter, your music might be a LITTLE bit too loud3
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“Commit“ sounds like the german “komm mit“(come with me).
NonDev coworker asked me what “Komm mitting“ is1 -
BA: we have 16meg download yet mine is only going at 2..
Me: sounds about right.
BA: are you an idiot?
Me: *I don't need to explain myself to scum like you*2 -
Hours of refactoring just to get 0.5 seconds increase in performance per document generation.
Sounds small but makes a big difference when generating 100k documents.
Still not happy with it though...2 -
Was watching a video on my phone and the guy said "ok Google" and then, you can guess what happened. Didn't know it can get activated by the sounds generated by the phone 😮.8
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Man I really wish I knew how to implement TDD. Sounds so good in theory, seems impossible in practice 😅6
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Bought a domain name to sell in the category of social networking.... then realized it sounds erotic9
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this === 'rant'
> True
A million dollars for the head that creates a lethal virus that forcefully uninstalls IE and installs Firefox/Chrome and unleashes it upon planet Earth. Sorry if this sounds too harsh but guess what? FUCK IE.13 -
I'm so sick of dumb project managers, they want "updates" but then they reply with "I didn't understand any of that but it sounds like it's going well"
I literally have a PM who does it all the time, at this point I could talk to him in another language, and he'd just say "Great, sounds like its going well" then proceed to ask for updated a couple hours later *hardfacdpalm*6 -
In another news. COVID-19 continues to ravage certain places of the world. Most notably India (for right now)
Is there a mathematical correlation between this and the decrease of scam calls asking about your social, vehicle warranties, IRS frauds etc?
A friend mentioned that he has not gotten scam calls in a while now, I noticed this as well. I would normally have vendors contact me daily, vendors with shitty practices and poor sounding accents that insist on them having names such as "Joe" or "Steve". This sucks for India since I believe it is a country with absolutely beautiful cultural heritage and good people. But man, the decrease in scam calls from there is outstanding now.6 -
Sounds a lot like he's out for some fucked up facebook permissions, thought facebook "removed" all of them?9
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Google ditches desserts as Q becomes Android 10
desserts name sounds good to hear rather than Android 10, 11,12 ...12 -
There is a dude in my office who keeps clearing his throat 64-128 times a day!
It is getting pretty annoying!!!
Sometimes it sounds like a horse neighing...
Should I put some HALLS on his desk?!?!?!9 -
Me: hmmmm it's a pain in the ass building my program and having to rebuild it everytime I want to swap to my Chromebook (going from x86 to ARM64), I really wish they could develop an OS that is essentially a VM so you would compile once and have the OS' VM later do the heavy lifting
My brain: hey Alex, that sounds like a great idea, you deserve a coffee for that!
Me: yes I do... Wait... Coffee... Cup of jo... Java.... WAIT! This sounds like what Java was intended to be!!!!!
My brain: oh dear god... Time to fucking bury this thought to never be discussed again!!!!!
What's the lesson to learn here? If it looks like Java, sounds like Java and acts like Java, beat it over the head and bury it 6 feet down :-37 -
Now i told u have to work 44 hours in a week, after 3 mounths they will hire me if i be good enough.
Sounds scary a little🏢7 -
The guy Intel hired to come up with instruction mnemonics must be just letting his cat walk over the keyboard every time he needs a new idea.
cvttps2dq? sounds good! -
"Customer's customer needs important thing ASAP!!!!"
"Ok wut"
"X, Y, Z!"
"Sounds good, we can do that, for what customer's customer!?!?"
"uhhhhhhh"
The volume of really important shit that we don't have details on is too damn high...1 -
😃My boss, always positive.
Somebody told him about node.
He came to office and says...
Node sounds a good plan for our app. How many nodes we need to host a website?🤔4 -
Client: I just want a very basic modification, something a skilled developer could do in a couple hours.
Me: sounds great, can I look at your requirements?
*sees user-defined fields, workflows, navigation, roles, styling, customization everywhere*
D:3 -
I hate the term "full stack" as it sounds like uneducated recruiter speak, but then can't think of anything better.9
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Why do companies boast of their “high hiring bar”? At this point, I start having double thoughts about the company as soon as I see that phrase. Maybe it’s me, but it sounds somehow.10
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There is something wrong with my computer: it doesn't make electronic beeping sounds like computers in the movies! 💻🎥😯1
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colleague of mine typed "ButBucket.com" instead and now we're trying to figure out if BitBucket owns the "ButtBucket.com" domain cuz it's $4K a year and that price sounds a little high
Either way I want the domain name2 -
In Russian “and now it’s Vista, baby” (а стала Виста, бэйби) sounds just like the iconic Terminator catchphrase. There’s a great meme about upgrading from XP to Vista based on it5
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I must use windows at work and after 5 years of using mac I can say that windows is fucking loud, fucking beeps everywhere. Like you fucking do anything that has no results it’s beep - that’s fucking crazy I feel like I’m on some fucking road with assholes all over the place beeping on me.
I can work in silence on my mac, no software beeps by default.
Fucking Hell how can you listen to beep all day ?18 -
Just got pitched an idea to make an app that scans food and tells you what it is. It's supposed to be like Shazam but for food… sounds familiar?9
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One good thing about taking a dump at work is that no matter how senior or junior you are, the sounds are pretty much the same.5
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Spent my afternoon looking after the reason why a value manually set kept being overriden.
Put a die() every possible place it could happen. Every. Single. Place.
No die() got triggered.
Death sounds so sweet.1 -
Convo with me an my friend today (i purposefully left out my opinions and reactions):
Friend: i want to learn c#
Me: sounds good, but I'd go java if i were you
F: yeah but i want to do unity
M: sounds good, but I'd go with unreal engine if I were you
F: what language is unreal engine?
M: C++, but if you want to make apps, go with unity
F: yeah I want to make an android app
M: sounds good, but I'd try out renderscript if I were you
F: yeah I've used that before
M: oh really? What does it do?
F: I don't know
M: its for gpgpu because android game devs needed better performance
F: yeah I've used that
M: what does gpgpu stand for?
F: umm… i know what gpu stands for
M: okay dude, you didn't use it
F: yes I did, I made a cypher
M: dude, you didn't use it
F: yes I did!
M: what does gpgpu stand for?
F: *left*
*five minutes later*
M: *checks phone*
M: *sees text from friend*
Text from friend: dude it was general purpose gpu1 -
Converting one of my older projects to use functional components and hooks instead of class components and prop drilling. It's nice.
Though now I have this useState:
const [ disembodiedHead, setDisembodiedHead ] = React.useState("");
Promise it's not as creepy as it sounds.5 -
Looking through job openings in case I get shafted so bad here I end up leaving, I see a nice sounding Java role and think "oohhh dis sounds good".
Required experience: Using the Eclipse IDE.
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If Apple computers have cores (in their processors), where are the seeds and stems?
Welp this sounds a lot more stupid after having typed it and read it, but I'm still posting it :D1 -
Only got 2h of sleep instead of my usual 5h. I'm a walking corpse and there are still 7h left until I can go home 😴
Stupid, calming water-flow sounds are going to bring me down4 -
I don’t understand people who have sounds alongside vibration and flash for notification. Like, dude, is one not enough?2
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Damn macOS why is there no soundmixer? I can choose: all silent (music and sounds of the app im working on) or not. Why cant i set volunes for differend Programms?
Hear differend5 -
Fam-"Woah that's pretty awesome! It sounds hard, do you like it?"
Me-"Yeah I think it's a lot of fun!"
Fam-"Good for you :) anyway, our printer stopped working-"
Me-"... I'veGotHomeworkSorryLoveYouByeeeeee" -
You think one day your dog could be a wireless adapter. Nowadays dog are getting microchips, as sick as it sounds I wonder if you can ad a wireless chip card on a dogs microchip.5
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So as you may know, I am job hunting. One company I found, called ruby, sounded interesting (the name helped). They were looking for data science type stuff.
I was about to apply when I got the feeling I should check the description. They were boasting about their flagship product.
Ashley Madison.
Needless to say, I burst out laughing and moved on.4 -
I am at the meeting and I keep hearing bird signing, wind humming, sounds of spring. It seems boss is in a forest's cabin right now while every other dev is in a cubicle...5
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Whaaaat? Now i can't even say in public that i would like one slave robot in the future because it would sound too nasty or pollitically incorrect?
Don't know about you but... python sounds more nasty to me...7 -
My anxiety is over the roof. I have keep 3 media players simultaneously playing Pink noise, Sounds of raindrops and lofi hiphop just to keep my brain grounded.14
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Seriously though.
Why use Arch. It sounds like headaches.
What is the benefit. Like, I used to have fun with
tweaking systems and so forth, until it became
not so fun when I had to actually do it to make
money, like server admin on my websites.
From the sounds of it, setting it up takes hours, none of the packages are quite ready, it takes google research and troubleshooting for common tasks, etc.
Why not say, Ubuntu, kde? Or whatever.13 -
Just started reading The Mythical Man-Month, and already in the first two chapters I went "oh hey this [fatal flaw in planning] sounds familiar!"
Is this a good or a bad sign...?6 -
The bouba/kiki effect is a non-arbitrary mapping between speech sounds and the visual shape of objects. It was first documented by Wolfgang Köhler in 1929 using nonsense words.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...17 -
I won't be surprised if MS adds a "one click deploy" button in GitHub projects to Azure cloud soon, which sounds pretty cool.1
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"In cozy Robot City, robots #403 and #405 are tucked in and accounted for, but #404 is missing." Sounds like finding Nemo, but you must find 404 this time 😂
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Wanna develope an android app which plays and graphs heart sounds send by a blurletooth module!
Any helpful link ?5 -
I NEED MORE ANIMATED RANTS!
NOW!
no please make more of them they were amazing, especially the GODDAM SOUNDS AT THE BEGINNING AND THE END! SO FUCKING AMAZING!3 -
"If it sounds good, you’ll hear it. If it looks good, you’ll see it. If it’s marketed right, you’ll buy it. But if it’s real, you’ll feel it." - Kid Rock1
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Having exams on paper sounds ... archaic.
I am for paper exams. It's not practically efficient but I find myself learning a lot from it!2 -
When non-Rails developers say RoR. just freaking say Rails or Ruby on Rails. I don't like the way RoR sounds, that's all.2
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What the fck is CI/CD?!! Hmmm 🤔 I don’t know, but it sounds trendy so might as well pretend to know it to sound cool.13
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Operating system for esp8266 based mcus, think Android (OS, APIs, App store) for mcus. Currently writing the docs for the OS APIs. If sounds interesting, check out https://prismos.dev1
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Using my new dashboard from previous rant already and came across this, sounds really creepy and doesn't even pay well for 550$6
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anyone else giggle when someone says "this method takes a dict", or " wow that's a big dict", or really anything that sounds like they are talking about penises.3
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Any U.S. Americans here who can confirm the stories about "U.S. Americans beginning to stock Up on guns and ammo"?
I mean it sounds plausible but it's surely mostly overblown by the media, right? RIGHT?!20 -
I'm learning Kotlin through a Udemy course and the course instructor has such an awful accent that it's often difficult to even understand what he's saying. When he says "string" it sounds like he's saying "sit ring." 😧
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Clak!
Clak!
Clip!
Squeeeek-clak!
Tat! Tat! Tat!
Clip-clip!!
Badabang!
Clak!
Clak!
Yepp.. Everybody got some free fidget-swag from the BuildStuff conf :) now the whole office sounds like a clocks' shop3 -
The sounds coming from the support department remind me of a bunch of high schoolers:
Crying, Yelling, and Bitching about everything under the sun.
If you hate your job so much, GTFO 🤔5 -
Clippy is awesome and I wish Cortana would have a Clippy "skin". I don't use Cortana sure but it sounds nice
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Today’s topic in my Computability & Complexity Class:
The Halting Problem and The Undecidability Results
...sounds like my life2 -
Today, I applied StyleCop Analyzer to our project codebase.
over 40k of warnings sounds like fun :D2 -
Listening to rain sound or pleasing sounds while coding helps me think straight and sets a good mood for me to complete a task.Music sets me straight.
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Is it illegal to run ads in the background of website. Without images and sounds.
I know a little website that use this but idk if it's realy legal...9 -
"If it sounds good, you’ll hear it. If it looks good, you’ll see it. If it’s marketed right, you’ll buy it. But if it’s real, you’ll feel it." - Kid Rock
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Need to write a query to find all scheduled reports, sounds easy, right?
Not in a system with over 1k tables all with obscure names and absolutely no foreign keys at all. -
Does anyone here watch or create live-coding sessions on livecoding.tv? I'm going to experiment with it this afternoon, bc it sounds fun.5
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that Moment when u programming with headphones and listening to sweet sounds of Metal-/Hardcore... and your neighbours just WTF1
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rumor has it dfox and trogus are abandoning their jobs to prioritize adding stories to devRant.
i mean, a social network without stories? sounds incredibly stupid and irrational to me8 -
I want to buy an old computer and start playing with Linux Arch. Sounds like a lot of fun and frustration at the same time... I'm so excited!1
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I had a jobinterview this morning at a small startup, that doesn’t even have clients yet. That sounds too risky to be in right now3
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Work wants me to scroll to invalid fields after validation on a form. Is there actually a use case for that? Because it sounds terrible.21
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Being sleepy at work with a window open. For some reason the sounds of the construction site transformed into hellish screams of people being eaten by a giant human like mouth for a good 30 seconds. That's fun
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Every textual communication’s tone sounds rude to me. I don’t know why. It is what it is.
I always feel like the other person is being sarcastic or rude. When, infact, they actually are not.
Just.. *tired emoji*4 -
Peoples opinion of ASP?
Any hints for learning/using/I got assigned a big project and have no idea what I'm doing?
I said that I know Java. That's half of the word JavaScript. Which you can use while making a web page along side of PHP. PHP kinda sounds like ASP if you say it a bunch of times really fast. That's probably why I have this project...? I can't think of any other reasons?!?!10 -
So my team (read: not the team at all) has decided that we are going to scrum. Someone ease tell me it's not as fucking tedious as it sounds. Sounds like it's just more meetings. Especially on this team which is actually already pretty agile. And the way our "certified scrum master" describes the retrospective sounds like it was designed by the type of shitlord PM that forces everyone to wear ugly t-shirts to the mandatory company barbecue for "team building". Please tell me he's just a terrible salesman.7
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First time I have heard of codementor.io
Sounds interesting kinda like desperate times needs desperate measures. Just gotta need to pay some $ for it. What do you think? -
Question: what do you think of Flutter? Ever tried it? It sounds good so far, although it has limmited support (as far as I can tell)3
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USB sounds to be a backup project just in case USA fails!!!😤😤
.....but at the same time I think that USB is a bee which comes from America🙊🙊 -
When someone says that a company is Java/Python/Ruby "shop", they are implying that company sells those programming languages instead of its products. Would you call macys/nordstorm a cottonshop? See how ridiculous that sounds!2
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Unless you are an analyst who deals with a lot of information*, your relatively simple computer programs should not require hundreds of megabytes of RAM. For the love of God, please remember this.
*“Big data” sounds stupid.7 -
Today I left a post it-note on my desk at work saying “EAGER not LAZY”. Realized that out of context that sounds weird. None of them are positive in my opinion. Hopefully only devs will notice it.3
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So I call my sig other on the phone. At the start of the conversation I, for fun, make the sound of a goat.
me: ba a a a
other: really?
me: What?
other: horny old goat?
me: FFS, Freudian Farm Sounds...1 -
"First of all, we use a libary, called ..., that effectively has a supervisor that will allow a child to die a slow death, which sounds really brutal"
JustDevTalks3 -
Installed chocolatey for the first time because hey a package manager for windows sounds cool
Turns out it automatically installs random ass windows updates
Fuck that noise7 -
Being instructed to use Tailwind in the project sounds like a dream.
Too bad we are already using reactstrap, Ant Design, and Material-UI...
Buzzwords will be buzzwords.3 -
well, drawing and nesting two radial progressbars, one clockwise and one anticlockwise, sounds easy i thought. it's two fucking circles, that can't be hard i thought...2
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"If it sounds good, you’ll hear it. If it looks good, you’ll see it. If it’s marketed right, you’ll buy it. But if it’s real, you’ll feel it." - Kid Rock5
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Unusual play ocan waves sounds effect or rain or a moving train sounds .
Close my eyes and just be null ...
For like 5 min .. -
Hey guys.
Is there any alternative for CLion? I can't use codeblocks since there is no dark theme(sounds silly but I prefer dark theme).9 -
We want to learn about your thought process (while we stare at you making indecipherable facial expressions and breathing sounds) during this interview 😳
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I needed to do some maintenance on some of the text views in my app because they were sticking to the center and not to the leading edge (aka left).
This is harder than it sounds like.1 -
Working out human speech patterns and phonyms, which is basic sounds of language. (ooh, ahh, ehhh)
With these sounds we would figure out how well people could speak in non native tongues. -
I have a bad feeling about calling IOT here in my country. It sounds like EUT ("fck" in english) when i speak native accent5
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Oh, so when i want to open an attached pdf document in an email received and read in Outlook, I must install Outlook. Sounds reasonable.2
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Why are those little plastic toy soldiers called "Army Men"?
Because "Leggy Men" sounds weird.
(This is one of the jokes that got me shadow banned on r/DadJokes. Which I find both hilarious and satisfying.)2 -
I'm curious the community's opinion on this:
how stupid it's sounds like (in enterprise level companies and systems):
"If you can automate a task on frontend, you should move the task and automation to backend"2 -
Isn't it ironic that today most of the operating systems are based unix while unix sounds like the word "unique"?1
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When coding in bed late at night, sometimes the cat mewls outside the door.
Unfortunately she sounds like the baby from Eraserhead and damnit if that isn't off-putting :/
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When you filed for a VL but you need to go to work on that day because you have a lot of work and testing to do. Sounds fun
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Fuck your mechanical keyboard, get a Model M. THIS BOY sounds AMAZING to type on!
https://youtu.be/HXJzmky2DaI1 -
my first video on youtube.
i made a video with soothing nature sounds.
get earphones and just relax
https://youtu.be/xPe0beHRjp07 -
Come back home after 2 months of absence (during quarantine I was away) just to find that tomorrow I'll be WFH w/o internet.
Sounds like it's gonna be a productive day!1 -
This guy said he became a senior software engineer at Google after quitting his job as a baker with no coding experience
Idk about you guys but that sounds pretty scammy to me
https://tiktok.com/@renderatl/...9 -
Cannot figure out why my MBP slows to turtle speed every time it hits under 20% battery and fans spin up so loud and fast it sounds like a damn drone. I’ve reset the smc and everything!2
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is there such thing has a facade in models to call on a database and return an iqueriable so that the controller use the iqueriable to get it's information ? it sounds a little odd to me.
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why do the sweet sounds of the Monotone Player (DOS 3ch playback over PC beeper, seen in the demoprod "8088MPH": https://youtu.be/yHXx3orN35Y) put me to sleep
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Wow! Did VS Code just go all Google docs with live sharing? I have no use for this at the moment but remote peer programming sounds pretty cool!2
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ewh, that moment when you make a mediocre track but spotify lowers it’s quality so it sounds bad now.
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How are you all enjoying those restaurant websites lately? I have to fight the urge to try and build one. It sounds like a bad idea... but - I just think - they could be improved!!! Any good examples out there?6
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Today I was in a pharmacy and in there were monitors (for PC's, ofc) and one just suddenly started shuttering the image and making windows error sounds. Was kinda wierd2
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https://notalwaysright.com/server-i...
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I don't think that it is a trend, but I'm pretty excited with the Crystal programming language. Ruby's cool syntax and a compiled language performance, sounds pretty good to me!
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Kinda sounds like a typical nerd, but playing video games. Thinking about all the moving parts in the game causes me to think harder about how I write my code.1
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Wow, it seems a lot of people on here hate web dev.
It sounds like they dont know what they are doing 😊12 -
That awful distorted American anthem from LOCAL58 sounds in my head and it makes me feel terrified
Children and pets — the smallest patriots
There are no faces1 -
Sounds fascinating and a bit troubling; at least I'm pretty sure the name isn't short for Near Actual SkyNet..: https://futurism.com/google-artific...
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What is everyone's opinion on F-Droid? Just discovered it (though the site seems to be down at the time of writing this) and I want to see if it's as good as it sounds.2
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Nothing makes me close a job description faster than the word "actuarial". Actuarial anything sounds boring af.
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For all you illiterates who don't know how to google the english langage:
https://dailywritingtips.com/the-tw...
This just means it is jif and jimp.8 -
This is fucking hilarious:
https://youtu.be/6vcIW0CO07k
Does this guy really talk like that? His voice sounds computer generated based off of gaming review channels and tutorials from YouTube.4 -
I know this question sounds dumb but when i google 50% say no and 50% say yes. So my question is, can i spread (a Fileless) Malware with cookies?5
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I am not completely sure of the method, but it sounds like they ran a song through Google's speech to text? The result is epic:
https://youtu.be/ur560pZKRfg
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I don't get it, why having more than one decorator looks "weird"? that's idiomatic Python AFAIK, that's sounds more like nitpicking on aesthetics :/1
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All I've ever done is write scripts and small utilities, but Quality Assurance sounds really fun...3
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yeah sure, having all 5 devs only ever working directly on the production branch and not being allowed to save anything post-release unless it's an urgent bugfix sounds like a great idea
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The others!
Sounds like an horror movie XD
Aniway in animation the motto is "animation is concentration", but i think all work are
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You know what a physical job paying 20 an hour part time sounds like to me ?
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So I'm wondering if anyone here have claimed the free swag from Codeship? If I'm understanding things correctly you can get 10(?) T-shirts for free? Can anyone confirm or deny this? Sounds too great to be true ^^12
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This sounds like a logical thing to do. A project to rate news providers.
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These days i learn new technology after using that in an client project. Sounds stupid , still works.
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I have a new idea for my discord bot. I want to make a very simple kind of conversation engine: basic replies to the user based on what they said. Sounds like a fun project.1
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Moving to Zürich, Switzerland a good idea for 110k?
Job sounds great, just not sure about switzerland... Any remarks, tipps, trick?1