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molaram
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Fucking amateur developers deploying what should be complex APIs to a financial business environment with incomplete and inaccurate documentation, with their code copy pasted from chat boxes, with "tests" that do not output any relevant logging except pass/fail and take 2 days to run, with deficient but multi-factor redundant security that works occasionally based on air pressure, publishing code that causes their systems to break and lose data then blame everything on integrators for simply calling their own fucking cheap excuse of an API based on their own shitty documentation, and API calls that respond in 10+ seconds for simplest fucking queries.
FUCK.ALL.OF.YOU
FUCK YOU sideways go write children's books morons fuck off and die I will fucking teabag your women and turn your dogs into tacos you watching... hopefully next year when i'm done wasting my time on your retarded shit

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  • 3
    Being on that end of things is crazy frustrating.

    I'm gonna push the blame up a level to their managers, who probably don't give them the time and/or resources to properly write, document, and test their code.
  • 1
    report those wankers to the:

    https://gov.uk/government/...
    Economic Secretary to the Treasury - GOV.UK

    ?
  • 2
    @heyheni yeah they hold licenses in a fuckton of jurismydicktions including the uk. But i need their product...until i can roll out my own and probably put them fuckers out of business
  • 3
    this is what I've seen so far: the worst developers have the best quantitative output, dishing out tons of crap very fast -> management is happy as they can tick all the boxes on their to-do lists, so they praise, trust and regard them as senior professionals.
    In the meantime, those who have to work on the shitty codebases they make have an equally shitty time at getting things done -> management looks down on them and they are considered amateurish.
  • 2
    @Ten91 i want their company to get fucked and bosses sent to jail and the devs dragged to the basement and beat to a pulp when they come apply for jobs at our company and i want to fuck their wives and give their kids cheap crack.
  • 0
    @molaram they should pay for all the imposter syndrome they should have - but somehow magically transfer to actually capable people
  • 1
    @Ten91 the ONLY reason they survive is by somehow staying anonymous. But in the market they're into it won't last, this world is very small. If I did any of that shit to any of my clients I would probably have some 75 huge cocks up my ass over and over again for like a week before getting cut to pieces and fed to stray dogs outside town.
  • 0
    sounds like my ex company

    huh
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