Dear Santa,

My name is Steve.

My age is none of your business.

I've been a very good boy this year.

If I could have any present in the world, it would be an embedded, serverless PostgreSQL.


  • 4
    Ok but you must ask your mom to wear the strings and high heels again. And leave the scotch out on the table.
  • 1
    @molaram Your beard checks out, I can confirm that you are, indeed, Santa.
  • 1
    Please stop torturing the elves.
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