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Root6334125dCoworker: The client is dropping by.
Boss: Sales caught covid. You're up!
Coworker: All three datacenters burned down.
Boss: You're demoing today. Go.
Boss: I promised the client Tuesday!
CEO: Payroll's late; we donated it.
HR: Everyone here supports the riots! 😠
CEO: Unlimited PTO for rioters.
Bossmang: Mandatory weekend MDF rewiring party!
Client: It's just a small change.
Client: Yeah, I'm not paying you.
Calendar: <Bring your children/pets/airhorns to work day>
Intern: Bossmang! @Root's code sucks.
Intern: Cool! I can push!
Intern: Why is the everything down?
Boss: 10 minute HR meeting today.
HR Karen: So I reviewed our CoC...
Boss: I sold your desk.
Chad: Hi, I'm your replacement.
Boss: Yeah, I'm not paying you.
Accounting: Apparently you owe US money! 😂
netikras2281225dORA-01000, current limit is 1200
Query OK, 345078954 rows(s) affected
spongessuck479124dWe don't have code reviews.
We do qa ourselves.
We do manual deployments.
We don't use source control.
Stack overflow is down.