If you suffer from bad posture when coding for several hours, try wearing a leather corset, you literally can't bend with that shit. I thought the movies were exaggerating. No wonder the femdoms in porn often wear it. Give someone a corset and you'll be the one bending over. Give someone a whip and you'll have marks all over you for every dumb question.

Need a raise? Wear it before talking to your boss. Show that motherfucker who tUrNs cOfFeE iNtO cOdE. Youuu! You! You turn coffee into code! Woo hoo!

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