"Started playing around with C scripting, can you give me a hand with x?"

"Sure. Errr... this isn't C."

"Yeah it is, like the new C scripting stuff!"

"C scripting stuff?!"

"Yeah, the coffeescript stuff! You developers always shorten it to C right?"


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    We have a bunch of new "What Java is to JavaScript" but with "What C is to Coffeescript" coming.
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    (╯° □°) ╯︵ ┻━┻
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    Excuse me while I stab my eyes out with a blunt fork
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    Right... coffeescript was a thing for a while. Silly JS people.
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    No no, we shorten ECMAScript to JS, because ECMAScript just is a mouthful. CoffeeScript gets shortened to "java script" because coffee.
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    I'm seeing a pattern here. Next up, a javascript-compatible syntax which compiles to HTML, called CSSS -- chocolate sauced smart script or something equally ridiculous.
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    This guy/girl is going to have a bad time...
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    You can't make this shit up 😂
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