When I was very young, I remember I couldn't remember anyone's name.

I just yelled "HEY!" until the right guy noticed me.

(that was when I was about 5 years old.)

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

I recently got a secondhand Sony WH-1000XM3 headphones. they were used for less than a year, were in perfect shape and they still had warranty.

The app that is supposed to go alongside the headphones told me that I have a firmware update for my headphones. So naturally, I pressed install.

AGAIN, THIS IS A FIRMWARE UPDATE ISSUED BY SONY!!

It bricked the headphones. I can't turn them on.

The issue was probably Bluetooth file sharing. BTFS is SO unreliable and it's known to be unreliable and Sony updates their top tier headphones with this communication method.

Thankfully, I still have warranty. I had to fight with the official importers of Sony in Israel (called "Ishfar", you read it like you see it) to go through the process of repairing / giving me a replacement.

O U T R A G E O U S

I JUST GOT ITTTTTT

Alright. Got a new adapter (note: my laptop charger has a US prong and I have the European standards but it still tolerates 220V).

it appears that the tiny arcs that were made turned into HUGE sparks because the electricity went to the adapter and because the US prongs were exposed (bc my adapter was bullshit) then I got DOUBLE the voltage running into 1 charger (1 time for the adapter and 1 time for the normal exposed US prongs) so the breakers popped.

(this is my theory don't bully me for being inaccurate lool)

try out R.A.K.I.M by Rakim, that shit is WACKKKK

(it's a song on Spotify and Apple Music)

WHAT THAT FUCK
I PLUGGED IN MY LAPTOP CHARGER TO THE WALL AND A HUGE SPARK APPEARED AND THE ENTIRE ELECTRICITY OF THE HOUSE FELL

Having a math test tomorrow, wish me luck bois!

Stranger Things is life, change my mind

This is fucking nuts.

So my grandma asked me if I could convert all of her VHSs into digital form (not said in these words ofc) so I said yes.

Oh boy, what a mistake have I done.

I bought this EasyCap converter for like 11$. Alright, so I plug it in, and the RCA IS MONO. WHY IS IT MONO IF IT SAYS STEREO ON THE BOX?????????

Okay, I said to myself that I would buy something better than this campfire material. So I bought one. Low and behold, the software that came with it is fucking trash. I had to find another program to capture the capture card output. So I tried NCH software. So I tried it and it works. WONKILY. VEEEERY WONKILY.

CAN'T YOU JUST MAKE BETTER DOCUMENTATION, MYGICA? PLEASE!!!!!!! I WASTED 3 WHOLE DAYS TRYING TO FIX THIS, I HAVE THINGS TO DO FFS

I can't believe it... I am starting to recall a very old TV child's sitcom I used to watch. I have so many memories... I just can't. I'm going to send a sample, it's in Hebrew, but hilarious enough to understand.

This is a part of a parody on Dora the explorer. It was a legendary episode. The parody is that it's a Yemeni version of Dora the explorer. It's the map. Yes, the MAP.

https://youtu.be/tNJdi1055BI

My DevRant has been in complete and utter silence for the past 2 days... what the hell happened to Alice? I'm subscribed to her and I'm not getting any new rants from her or anyone I am subscribed to lol

My friend tried to disassemble FakeSMC (hackintoshers where are u at) into assembly code.

My friend: yo dude, let's look at FakeSMC's ASM!

Me: u stoopid or wut

My friend: don't worry, it's gonna be so much fun!

Me friend after an hour and an accidental modification the the file through ASM: bro i need your help, my hackintosh won't boot and I need your backup

Today I told my crush that I love her. She said no, but in the nicest way possible. She's so cute 😍

IM GOING TO SEE SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME

I had an issue with a Firebase Android app dependency a long time ago. Today I went to check up on it and it's STILL untouched.

Get your shit together, Google.

I hate Apple since they dropped OpenGL and Nvidia support. My question to them:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF DROPPING IT? YOU ARE JUST GETTING MORE HATE

I tried making lasagna for the first time myself. No help.

I fucked it up.

Second run of recordings, let's go boys. Take out the Tascams.

1. I recorded something with my dad until 12 AM isarel daylight time

2. that you so much for congratulating me for the Cyber classes. I love all of you.

3. Thank you also for 400 upvotes. Going strong.

Have an Image of the recording machines in the studio.

What a relief!

I got my final certificate for finishing 9th grade, and the council has determined that (drums please)

IM GOING TO CYBER / COMPUTER SCIENCE NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Customer support be like

My thoughts right now:

1. If waifus exist (Alice lol), where are all the husbandus?
2. I want a cheeseburger
3. The picture. My brain in a test.

I need help.

I am 15 years old and I'm looking for a summer job which is computer-related. I have experience in web development and I'm struggling to find a job in a field that I can connect to. Any ideas?

Watching Apollo 11. God, what a huge rocket.

THIS IS SO SAD. CAN WE GET 300 UPVOTES?

200 UPVOTES LADIES AND GENTS. HELL YEAH

How's the life with SpongeBob, devTea?

I'm into Commodores lately. Don't judge, grandmas deserve love too!

ps I'm making my friend join devrant

Twitter? More like Twatter. Fucking trash socialist media spies.

PS hi Alice

I just want to talk to someone here about web development and just being a far friend. Who's up?