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I may have to kill my significant other. Is there a program for that?

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  • 8
    Just use the embedded garbage collector.
  • 3
    @Jilano this does not sound promising.
  • 4
    Fighting for the available resources? Careful - a third party might step in and off you both to clear it for Candy Crush.
  • 3
    Defrag oblivion. Drag n drop whatever's left to your recycle bin.
  • 5
    sudo kill <pid | so>
    sudo rm ./significant-other -rf

    I don't know who your talking about.
  • 4
    There's always `shred`
  • 5
    @bonegarden You'd be surprised how much they've progressed recently.

    I know that some of my esteemed colleagues such as @C0D4 or @Root have well-known and effective solutions, but they lack elegance!
  • 5
    @Jilano one doesn't normally kill their SO elegantly 👀
  • 4
    @bonegarden why are you trying to have you SO deleted?
  • 2
    Ran out of food supplies already? I have some amazing bone broth recipes. Better yet, push them down into a grinder and turn them into human nuggets. <3
  • 4
    You might want to replace ot by some heartbeat script, otherwise the watchdog might notice..
  • 4
    @Kimmax A rabid watchdog is quite a sophisticated way of assasination.
  • 4
    Send a SIGTERM to summon the terminator to take over your target?
  • 5
    Assume direct control and mindcontrol them off a cliff? Worked in WoW and Mass Effect. 🤷‍♀️
  • 3
    DO NOT waste resources like that. I repeat-
  • 5
    @C0D4 Why not?

    @Root Ha! You just reminded me of that cunt from a long time ago in WoW (must have been in WotlK). Killing him wasn't enough, so I started a duel, used mind control (Shadow Priest was so fun), and then, you could use the classic WoWEmuHacker to enable the flymode/block the Z axis and it would affect the controlled player. A ban was a lot more rewarding than just killing him.

    Such a great memory... Who's to say revenge isn't nice!
  • 1
    @lkjhgf253 oh he was just being a little jerk face last night for no reason, it is fine today. It is a good thing he sat the fuck down, there's some decent material here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • 1
    Don't forget, you have to kill the children before you kill the parent or else you will have orphans left over that garbage collection won't take.
  • 0
    @sariel no crotch goblins fortunately 😈
  • 1
    @Root mind control is THE way. Always.

    Wtf, who just typed this???
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