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Jilano31290241dThat why you agree on a safe word before starting anything... You better than anyone should know that!
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Ranchonyx7342240d@rutee07 is this a real thing?
I mean, how can one just..
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rutee0718558239d@scor Yeah, it was a different company but one of the recruiters who shared it was from Ukraine. They called me before, both two recruiters were pretty and I like their accent.
Me: "Got it now. I'm good."
Terminal: "I insist. I'll show you more."
Me: "Please stop."
Terminal: "No no, I insist. You need this. I'll give it to you."
Me: "STOP!"
Terminal: "You don't mean that."
Me: "FUUUUUCCCCKK!" *starts smashing the keyboard*
Terminal: "See? You like it."
Me: "I'll fucking kill you and your entire bloodline. Fuck you. Fuck youu!"
Terminal: "Dum di dum di dum."
Me: "Puta." *kills terminal*
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terminal rape