I just found out ostriches DON'T bury their heads in sand. It was a myth all along. They can run up to 70km/h so in fact they don't have to fear most predators.

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    I remember the time an ostrich chased my ex. It was one of the best moments of my life, only second to when he fell off a scooter face first, broke off some of his teeth, and had bruises and scratches all over his face.

    He then went on to tell people it was because of a bar fight. Yeah, right.
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    @rutee07 I am disappointed, was hoping your comment would end along the lines of "an ostrich buried its head up my ex' ass"

    Maybe you saving it for a giraffe post? O.o
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