hmmm, deep analogy 😀😮

For languages that work on all operating systems, c would be analogous to anal sex, and c++ would be fisting. Java is pretty harmless vanilla in comparison.

What is this gobbledygook?

But that’s correct 🏳️‍🌈

A hole's a hole, and $20 is $20.

*Ahem* DEEP analogy here

@vintprox More like Deep Anal Orgy, amirite?

@NickyBones I would say that java is anal sex where literally everyone wears a strap-on and the strap-on has spikes on it.

@PlatinumFire I have little experience with Java, but I did work a lot in C# which is pretty close. Higher level languages shield you from the horrors of c/c++. How many Java/C# programmers caused a kernel panic? Heap corruption? Messed up Big/Little Endians? Few to none.
Can you royally fucked yourself with shit design and spaghetti code? Yes, but that's not exclusive to Java.

All operating systems? What about the Apple mobile devices? And the new ARM-based MacOS? It seems these Apple devices are eventually not into anal sex.

Sorry for the necro but ... works on all species ...