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Jedidja12533dlemme oneup you on this one, cause i heard one similar:
A guy in a hot air ballon lost his orientation. He float deeper and sees a woman on the ground. he floats deeper an shouts to her: "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend to meet with him an hour ago and I don't know where I am"
The woman on the ground replies: "You're in a hot air baloon in around 10m height above ground on 49° 28min and 11 sec north and 8° 28min and 11sec east"
"you got to be an engineer" says the man
"I am" replies the women "how do you know?"
"Well" the guy replies from his baloon "everything you said to me is technically correct, but I have no idea, what to do with your information. As a matter of fact, I still don't know where I am and you just delayed my journey even further"
The woman replied: "You seem to work in management"
"I do!" the dude replied " How do you knew?"
"Well, you don't know where you are, nor where you're going. A lot of hot air got you in this position.You made a promise of which you seem to have no idea how to keep it and now you expect the people below you to solve your problems.
You are actually in the same situation as you were before we met but somehow now it's my fault"