In a meeting the vice president of IT asked me “How long would it take you to re-write our CRM in XML?”
I responded “I’ll have it done by the end of the day if you can tell me what XML stands for.”
VP walked out of the meeting not saying a word.

Dilbert moment.

You should've asked him if he wanted the front and back end both in XML.

on my first job as android developer the first project was to make an android app for our crm.
Deadline for the first beta: 1 week.
Deadline for first stable release: 1 month, and with constant changes( pretty much every day).
Delivered just in time fully functional, boss not impressed. 😞