Hey girl,
I want our relationship to be a poor recursion, so that it never terminates.

#devspickupline

<?php

/**
* Checks if $bf screwed up
* @param BoyFriend $bf
* @return bool
*/
function checkIfMessedUp($bf) {
return $bf->didSomethingStupid();
}

while (true) {
if (checkIfMessedUp($bf);) {
throw new Exception('No longer in love');
}
}

Didn't want to go any further, figured the idea got across

Error: stack overflow.

Try:
PickUpGirlAtBar()
Except RejectionError:
GoHome()
Except HasBoyfriendError:
GoHome()
Except AnxietyError:
GoHome()

If the relationship never terminates, but the body does... Then... Well...

@nmunro That's sounds a bit Edgar Allan Poe-inspired.

@Grumpy I do take more than a little influence from Gothic horror...

Love seems at first a good idea, then the routine appears and you will have a headache to debug this fuckin' recursion...