Me: okay brain! We had our morning coffee. We're ready to work. Lots of things to do today.

Brain: yay! I feel unstoppable! Can't wait for logic problems and amazing things we're going to build! What's the plan?

Me: great! Today we're going to work on the ios implementation of our app. Where should we start?

Brain: ...

Me: brain?

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    Brain: noooo please not again 😭 This shit makes no sense. It builds when it shouldn't, it breaks when it shouldn't... The UI is awful!
    Pleeease I'd rather lose 30 IQ points or fix the printer instead!

    Me: come on! We're nearly done. Still 3 daysand it's over.

    Brain: 3 DAYS?? ARE YOU SERIOUS ?
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