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uyouthe
12d

stoic: drop the soap accidentally, get fucked in the ass and tolerate it <-- YOUR LEVEL
modern: polish your dexterity skills to never drop the soap
postmodern: you can't drop the soap if you don't use soap
metamodern: drop the soap on purpose, enjoy the process <-- MY LEVEL

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  • 3
    Guessed the ranter before even opening it 😜
  • 5
    I am getting tired carrying this around guys! Come on already! Do the fucking deal!

    ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
  • 5
    @NoMad I totally thought this was gonna be rutee, shoulda seen this coming. rutee starts out with a totally innocent message that slowly gets dirtier and dirtier, while uyouthe goes straight in with no brakes.

    Just like the guy in your ass in the shower.
  • 0
    @sudo-woodo lol. Dude. Covid. No one has been to my house in over a year. 😢
  • 1
    @sudo-woodo it’s ironic because I’m nothing but straight
  • 1
    @uyouthe straight in which direction tho? Lol
  • 0
    @NoMad can’t see your salt through gucci glasses 😎
  • 1
    @uyouthe loooooooool
    Mate, what you call salt, I call seasoning! 💃
  • 1
    @NoMad I guessed @rutee07
    With the mention, where is he?
  • 2
    @melezorus34 depressed, sleeping, or having sex. 😉
  • 2
    @NoMad was right. I was sleeping. No sex, unfortunately. 🥺 @melezorus34
  • 0
    At least you found the soap ...
    My soap hides from me like all the bugs in my code do ...
  • 1
    @boomgoat ask @rutee07 and he’ll teach you how to use feces or blood as the soap or god knows what else. He’s so tough and badass
  • 0
    @uyouthe well, that certainly took a drastic and dramatic turn. If it's after dealing with a client who wants a spinny thingamajig on his logo. Then I'd even use sandpaper to clean myself ...
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