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Jilano31052221dIt might be Stockholm's syndrome speaking, but I've grown fond of him. It's one of the rare constant in life: to get fucked in the arse when you least expect it.
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sudocode6451221d@iiii For fuck's sake, not gonna kill myself for a demo! 😏
@Jilano the most interesting part is to see how he fuck's you up. Sure you tested the server is up like a billion times? Oops, sorry, global outage right now. -
Jilano31052221d@sudocode Definitely! I've never got hit by an EMP yet, but who knows what the future holds!
@iiii True, but it's hard to keep that focus forever -
rutee0719661221dIf you get fucked in the ass, you are no longer a virgin unless you want to lose your urethra virginity from fire ants.
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