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*on call*
hr: hello , are you looking for a job change.
me : yes
hr: ok congo we have one opening for full stack developer
me : ok whats a jd?
hr : do you know reactjs?
me : yes
hr : do you know nodejs?
me : yes
hr : do you know bootstrap, jquery, photoshop, blender?
me : wait is it job for developer or graphic designer
hr : some time we give little task to our developer about editing photo and video
me : hmm intresting, I never tried blender but I can try if necessary. photoshop and other are ok for me
hr: that's great, we are looking for few more skills
me : ok
hr: . net and django

I started laughing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

hr: what happened?
me: thank you for entertained me today, day was really rough.

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  • 5
    The next bits were something along the lines of what you would think of as a 'general IT guy' I bet.
  • 6
    @N00bPancakes

    it is foolish expectation

    they are looking for hello world programmers.

    not a expert's in field.
  • 6
    @import-fun
    "How would you say your skill is in occupying a chair for no less than 8 hours a day without killing your coworkers or other antisocial behavior.

    Asking for a friend, of course"
  • 9
    You also need to know latin, have experience in building microchips and as a CEO?
  • 1
    hahaha
  • 2
    @import-fun thanks for the tip.

    I will add it to the list of languages I know how to code (hello world) in.
  • 1
    Hahaha seriously ๐Ÿคฃ
  • 1
    That’s like asking a doctor if he’s good oncology, gynaecology, veyterinary medicine and ophtalmology
  • 2
    Sounds like she's looking for a computer guy. You know how that goes... so you make apps. Would you please build me a data centre, fix my 20yrs old laptop and oh... optimize my cloud infrastructure while you're at it. Darn Windows audio broke again... why do you think that happened? Just fix it fast, I'm in the middle of a conference call. No pressure.
  • 0
    @AtuM , ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    what about AI to control the government. but our budget is tight, we will give you $500/month
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