*on call*
hr: hello , are you looking for a job change.
me : yes
hr: ok congo we have one opening for full stack developer
me : ok whats a jd?
hr : do you know reactjs?
me : yes
hr : do you know nodejs?
me : yes
hr : do you know bootstrap, jquery, photoshop, blender?
me : wait is it job for developer or graphic designer
hr : some time we give little task to our developer about editing photo and video
me : hmm intresting, I never tried blender but I can try if necessary. photoshop and other are ok for me
hr: that's great, we are looking for few more skills
me : ok
hr: . net and django

I started laughing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

hr: what happened?
me: thank you for entertained me today, day was really rough.

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    The next bits were something along the lines of what you would think of as a 'general IT guy' I bet.
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    it is foolish expectation

    they are looking for hello world programmers.

    not a expert's in field.
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    "How would you say your skill is in occupying a chair for no less than 8 hours a day without killing your coworkers or other antisocial behavior.

    Asking for a friend, of course"
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    You also need to know latin, have experience in building microchips and as a CEO?
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    Hahaha seriously ๐Ÿคฃ
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    That’s like asking a doctor if he’s good oncology, gynaecology, veyterinary medicine and ophtalmology
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    @AtuM , ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    what about AI to control the government. but our budget is tight, we will give you $500/month
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