Anyone have an inexpensive (relative to...I dunno) microphone they use for recording audio?

I'm recording screen captures and adding narration for some 'how to' videos for my employer's apps.

The audio on my headset is really 'tin-y' and I want something that does better. Doesn't have to be spectacular.

Slack that notifies me about github events has gone and started notifying me about EVERYTHING again.

Having said that it is amusing when I see a commit:

"FUCK THIS SHIT" go by ;)

FIRE DRILL!!!!!

Customer who decided to deploy our system in the middle of their busiest time ... and kinda ad hoc-ed their ... human processes (not sure what to call it). Just to get by, and then sort of let things rot.

So last week they contact us and say "OMG some poor soul at this company was spending hours making spreadsheets to track what they were doing... and they keep fucking it up because it's nigh impossible to get right".

Real story, big shake up at the company, and someone said "lets look at our process" and they discovered "holy fuck we have this software but we're doing shit like it's the damned civil war".

This naturally raised questions about the competence of the folks we work with ... who chose our software, and thus our software.

So now we're flushing out all the stuff we asked the customer to figure out months ago that is usually done via a months long implementation / integration ... in a few days. Also ... I'm making some new things for them.

WEEEEEEEE

Granted, we're billing them like mad for this so no big deal really.

Wooo hoo! I got suspended from reddit!

Never happened before to me (not site wide at least). Apparently for 'report abuse' from some report I must have made like a month ago?

Some user posting in a sub apparently had a theory that a bunch of other subs and other users were in on some conspiracy against them, supposedly sending death threats and 'spreading lies'.... kinda hard to imagine that some subs with thousands (some with millions) of users are all in on this wonky conspiracy against them....

So anyway I report his nasty little post to the local moderators of that sub because it usually is a chill sub and his post is full of insults and so on.

Turns out... that guy is also a mod of the sub I reported him to.

A month later I get suspended from reddit for 'report abuse'... of course I can't see the 'report abuse' (can't see reports...) so how do you even speak intelligently / appeal?

Moderation at scale is hard, but kinda crazy to think someone employed at reddit decided "yeah this crazy guy is right" and does their bidding ...

I used to moderate a busy gaming forum, and sniffing out the crazy folks was part of the job when accepting new moderators. Wasn't that hard...

Granted no big loss here, just a few days.

Been listening to this while coding lately:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Make me feel like some super coder guy ... dude ... bro ... something.

-= Me in the zone hacking out code during meeting with customer for an emergency change =-

-ready to deploy just need to....-

Me to myself:

"Oh ... oh shit ... I forgot who the customer is / who this is for / what time it is ... how do I ask these people on the call who the fuck they even are....?"

(｀_´)ゞ

Me: LOL Docker Desktop asking to update all the time! I'm fine.

-moments later after a reboot-

Also Me: Why is docker always starting up so wonky these days ....

Probably should update I guess ;)

Dear customers just fucking stop and do the following:

1. Explain yourself in complete sentences.

2. Read the email you just wrote.

3. Regardless of the content delete the email.

4. Go about your day and leave me alone.

Fucking emails like this, I can't even:

Customer Person A: Hey this thing doesn't work when I change X!

Me: Uh where did you change X? There's 3 places that can be changed.

Customer Person A: No, Customer Person B is responding to the wrong ticket.

- Customer B has never responded to the ticket and isn't on the email chain we're talking about...-

-ticket closed, communication impossible reason "Kiteo, his eyes closed"-

I was watching a video for some dev related tool.

It noted that "if you connect A and B it will automatically find the most efficient path between A and B".

I couldn't help but think about how that line might trigger a lot of well meaning devs to harass these poor people with tickets about "ackshually if you go through these 400 steps it doesn't always pick the 'most efficient' path!"

As another dev I'd be tempted to say "it does a pretty good job picking a reasonably efficient path... mostly, please don't tell me when it doesn't".

But that's why I'm not in marketing.

I just realized that the rant from weeks ago is still at the top of my feed ...

Anyone else get that?

One of those days where you're sitting in a customer meeting and you hear them talk and:

"I know that was all in English but nothing you said makes any sense based on what I know about your software, business processes, time, space ... anything in this universe"

Window.print()

"OMG it worked after I contacted you last time, now it isn't working again today. WE NEED TO GET THIS FIXED!!!"

Jebus fuck people....

Protip:

If I send you an email and it isn't urgent ... you don't have to reply and tell me:

"I'm on my way into the office, I'll respond when I get into the office."

All you did was waste time for both of us and your archive on send feature probably means you're going to forget that you got that email.

It's not helpful.... stop that...

Today is commit right to fucking master because I'm tired of how long this is taking me ...

(also nobody is actually using the service yet so no production is pretty much testing right now)

You can solve a lot of problems with regex... but you can also create others if you're not careful:

"inadvertently blocked or throttled all domains containing the string t.co rather than blocking only the domain t.co itself"

https://arstechnica.com/information...

When you're not confidant enough in your own code ... but you should be:

Me: "Why the hell is this duplicating data?!?!?!"

-time passes-

-figures it out-

Me: Wait that returns an error wouldn't that be ...

Yeah there was an error on the god damn screen in the status box I created telling me what was going wrong but I just ignored it... I was knee deep in code and my own UI was telling me what was wrong ;)

This... you see this... don't check this box on the deleted_at column ....

Today was:

Fuck it, this API makes no sense I'm tired of trying to make sense of it...

-clickity-
-clickity-
-clickity-
-clickity-
-clickity-

OMG this makes more sense, why didn't I do this at first?

Customer pays an extra charge ($) for using a thing over time. Unlike some customers this charge isn't broken out separately anywhere is and actually it is hidden in an overall bill / number they receive that is just a non itmized sum of a bunch of stuff...

They want an accurate number.

This request came up in a meeting and it was so bonkers that it had to be repeated like 8x ;)

The repetition isn't so bad really as at least it indicates everyone was all "uh wait wut!!?!?"

People: "Nobody is doing what we say!!!!"

Me: "Even when you the person who pays their bills tells them to?"

People: "Nope! We want a modal pop up when they login!"

Me: "You know they can just click past that and ignore you....? How about we actually wait until they fill out some stuff and have a required field when they do a thing?"

People: "No, we want a modal!"

-jebus fuck-

When you get that customer's customer who forgets what the email is about:

-customer's customer was complaining they couldn't see a thing on some website-

Me: "That reference number didn't work... can you give me another reference number or something that might help find the thing?"

Customer's Customer: "I'm sorry but you're going to be more specific, I can't help you without a reference number."

-It appears customer's customer thinks I'm asking them for help now... let's see if...-

Me: "Never mind, close ticket."

Customer's Customer: "Ok!"

-me closes ticket-

┐(´ー｀)┌

I'm working with this stupid ass framework that has a bunch of old style React class nonsense as examples (that's not actually that bad, but) ... AND worst of all every code example revolves around this convoluted thing where:

"How you do a thing."

"Make button, then you make a function that calls X, Y, Z and it opens the thing!"

But that's not the way you'd EVER do it because doing the thing inside the framework's components is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

I get wanting to dumb down documentation but this is dumbed down to pointlessness!

-fills out web form-

-company sends txt message-

Txt Message: "Thanks for contacting us about X, would you like to schedule <insert thing>?

Me Thinking: Oh awesome I can just schedule it via txt!

Me: "Yes, I would like to schedule time to get an estimate on <insert thing>."

Txt Message: "Please call us at..."

Me: "wtf... yeah I know your number."

ME IRL:

-submits pull request-

-goes to close some windows .... er ... naw-

-creates new virtual desktop to work in and leaves the old desktop / code open in case there are some bugs that pop up in production...-

I'm gonna find a folding chair to swing at the next asshole who says "it is just like" without fucking thinking about it for more than a second or two....

-click-

MySQL: 'the table does not exist'

I just fucking made the temp table dude, that's what you literally do in step 1 .... how could it not....

-click-

MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'

Me: "Oh there we g---"

-click-

MySQL: 'the table does not exist'

Me: "Hey you just worked!"

-click-

MySQL: 'the table does not exist'

GOD DAMN IT

-click-
-click-
-click-
-click-
-click-
-click-

MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'

Me: Uh you're working now?

-click-

MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'

-click-

MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'

-click-

MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'

Guess that API just needed breaking in....

checkout ... wait uh

Oh MAIN ....

This is all very inconvenient.

Dear Everyone.

There are like 8 things named "widget" (not that but just using a placeholder here for the actual name).

STOP TALKING ABOUT REFERENCING BY WIDGET BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE A BAZILLION POSSIBILITIES IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING IF IT COULD MEAN ..... ANYTHING

You know shit is getting real when you save and you watch your code formatted start rolling through your code like you're watching someone ... write code...

-indent here-

-pause-

-indent here-

Me: Oh man what have I done?!?!?!

-Me late at night facing a deadline-

Git: Hey there's no upstream bran---

Me: WUT? I don't even know what ... sure whatever just do your thing git!!!!

Git: YOLO!