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AleCx04
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No proper normalization and database structure practices seems to continue to be the bane of my fucking existence at work.

One would think that it would be the quirks carried through by the language stacks in question, those are fucking absolutely ridiculously horrible by the way, y'all think you've seen bad Javascript and PHP? these would make you cry, laugh, wonder in amazement and then fucking pity me and eventually buy me a beer NO JOKE.

Y'all think you have seen some obscenely unoptimized SQL code? think of the worst fucking possible output from the shitty-est most error prone boundary checking inefficient ORM out there and multiply it by 10k. Then refer to my other point, and do the same thing for me which culminates in alcoholic consumption.

Worst thing? the developer that wrote most of this is a college level TEACHER rn....i've met the smug piece of shit, he acted severely condescending to everyone around him and I just smiled because I know how much of a piece of shit he is.

The other dude in question (it was two of them that I am talking about) left for another city and currently holds a senior developer position....i-fucking-magine that.

Fuck I hate these mfkers and I really wish they gave me a chance to fucking blow up on them.

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  • 2
    Good rant.

    And yes - some people are able to produce ultimate garbage. Even worse than an ORM.

    Wanna find out quick who might not have fucking frigging clue?

    "Denormalization is essential - should be taught instead of teaching normalization rule 4-6."

    Throw that sentence in the room, it has proven to be right in > 75 % of all cases.
  • 2
    Right in the sense of people without a clue telling you all kind of nonsense.

    Liar liar, pants on fire
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