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Update:

The wasp is still alive.

I walked in today to find the damn buzzy mother-earth-fucker on the window. It doesn't have much energy now, and I didn't let it out because mofo got the chance a million times over to just leave me the fuck alone. So I just let it be. no idea where in the lab it is hidden now, and the robots will watch him all night, every night.

And you know what, I'm not gonna open the damn window for it ever again.

(Sat in my hoodie, wrapped, the whole day and was paranoid about it flying and sitting on me, but the war is on. He won't get out of this lab alive. )

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  • 4
    I would suggest carrying something hard to hit him with like a notebook or something. Splat that mf 😤
  • 3
    Immortal wisdom wasp
  • 3
    A quick tip from me as my household's designated insect killer. If you have any liquid spray like window cleaner or water sprinkler for misting plants, it's the best way to shoot any flying motherfucker midair. Gets them wet and makes them fall to the ground to your mercy. Not advisable in a server room tho.
  • 2
    plot twist:

    you didn't trap the wasp the wasp trapped you
  • 2
    Second line made me expect a rant about web security...
  • 0
    @AmbientTea good idea!

    Also, one to the last sentence: That's what he said. 😏
  • 0
    @BlackSparrow
    A notebook?! Wouldn't that risk breaking the display or something else inside?
  • 1
    @AmbientTea
    Works best with hair-fixing spray when combined with a lighter...

    But actually it is better to just let them fly.
  • 2
    @phat-lasagna Oh, immortal wisdom wasp, what is your wisdom?
  • 3
    @c3r38r170 *buzzes & whispers* "There is no planet Bee!"
  • 1
    @Oktokolo thats where common sense comes into play. Dont hit it on fragile surfaces. In my house, wasps and i play a little game of "hunting" and to this day i m the one winning.
  • 1
    @BlackSparrow
    Hard to not hitting fragile surfaces when you are hunting wasps with your notebook. That beasts are also pretty vulnerable to flexing.
  • 0
    @Oktokolo a small price to pay for salvation then 😂
  • 0
    @NoMad poor wasp, just offer a plate with sugared water, let it drink from it and it will happily go away once it has enough energy to fly again.
  • 0
    So, torching your office wasn't sufficient? Maybe it's time we build plasma-based wasp-zappers.
  • 0
    @NeatNerdPrime Nanana you've got the wrong idea. Wasps are eternal douchebags. They wanna fuck around and occasionally sting yo ass to show dominance.
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