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elfico
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Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

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  • 14
    Love it
  • 7
    XD made my day {0,1};
  • 64
    I used something very similar to that a while back. Little did I know she'd been coding since she was 8. That one didn't last long...
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  • 25
    My girlfriend didn't find this funny
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    @mtcool112 she's not cool
  • 4
    Savage
  • 4
    Have the 500th ++ from my, friend!
  • 14
    Somehow I think "you are priority number zero" wouldn't really sound right :)
  • 2
    *slow clap*
  • 1
    This is gold
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    Now that's 'true' love
  • 0
    MATLAB hate intensifies...
  • 0
    You copied a meme and put into words. Why
  • 1
    Hehe, good one ... but doesn't work with coding girls
  • 0
    Hahah!
  • 0
    lol .. made me laughed haha
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    ahah)) thanks
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    this made my day
  • 0
    Tuft conversation. Never like stuff like that
  • 0
    You forgot to file-system-check her.
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    ha ha, nice !
  • 0
    The computer is number one, and it knows exactly what that means.
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