Because languages are people too!
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I wonder what PIET would look like...

Where's Julia

Me: who approved this change?

Customer: your department head.

Me: he approved export all application data to single spreadsheet?

Thats, what happens, when I rome across assembler :(

Anybody got a hi res version of the image?

@FitzSuperUser holy fuck. You are just the second guy who I have heard mention that otherworldly language. Julia either is very common and I live in a different world or I don't know why the hell.isnt it taking over everything. Its supposed to be crazy good at performance right?

@GnoeJuan click on the link he provided

@jens-peter I miss Android too. Its character would be somewhat different from Java...

@atomicTurtle oops 😳

Hashkell look like some kind of god...