Client: We've gotta launch *now*! Where is the ready version? Get it all done yesterday!

Me, after fixing it all: There you go, we can launch now! I just had to work like mad, you're welcome.

Client: We have changed our mind on the design and we talked with tertiary shareholders and and and, and it seems we're gonna launch in 2077, now change everything

Me: :^)))

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    More money.
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    Variations are where the money is.
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    these situations fix themselves if you either say that you can not move the deadline, or that you can finish faster if they pay you *insert significant amount of money* (which most clients do not agree to pay, because they didn't actually need anything immediately, but merely wanted to bully you)
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