virtualbox... exploded? what happened? why are we printing RAM in a textbox?

Virtual[orgasm-in-a]Box

it's virtual jizz. Jizz everywhere

This is why I container most of the time and dev on Linux. Unless you're running a T1 hypervisor, life will be equal parts slow and pain.

@SortOfTested it's actually because of my brand new Ryzen, because apparently the VME bug they fixed in 2nd gen Ryzens and later still affects my 2nd gen Ryzen and many people's 2nd/3rd gen Ryzens too. It also made vbox in general unstable.