I can't possibly be the only Jewish dev here, right? Happy Hanukkah for anyone else...?

Chag Same'ach!
חג שמח!

Awesome there's others! Chag Sameach to you too!

Stupid question: whats hanukka?

חג שמייח :)
Happy Christmas to all, ho ho ho

@linuxer4fun What kind of answers are you looking for? A tiny one? In that case, it's the Jewish holiday where we light candles for 8 nights. We get 8 days of presents too, vs the one day for those who celebrate Christmas :D

לגמרי לא היחיד:)
Happy Xmas

@Koolstr ok ty :) I wanna have 8 presents too...