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Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg look like they’re offering membership into competing cults and need an answer from you now.

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  • 4
    Why is this so cursed oh my god
  • 9
    @LotsOfCaffeine Because both of them are fucked up and also fucking the world up!
  • 7
    The ceos of two shittiest social networking sites in the world, what did you expect
  • 6
    My answer to both of them is "fuck you assholes".
  • 3
    Seeing these as the most influential people in the world how can’t you just want to get the fuck out in space?
  • 7
    We need a new plague.
    Like. One that’s actually dangerous. Not this covid sham.

    And these two need to catch it.
  • 6
    @Root These two are just the ones who had their ideas and succeeded. There were tons of competitors who didn't make it but could have as well. If an idea is shitty but profitable, someone somewhere will do it.
  • 4
    I wish the politicians that call them into hearings like this had the balls to actually do something about them instead of just barking until they get the next bribe.
  • 4
    @nitnip Won't happen because these tools are just too good for mass surveillance.

    Remember that the US has USSR style "secret court" shit where they send these NSA blackmail letters to companies. The companies must even lie about having received them, which is why US companies cannot be trusted.
  • 3
    Twitter is kind of like joining your local "Hate speech is also free speech" baseball-bat-wearing street gang that makes you tattoo a swastika on your cheek when you join.

    Facebook is "your new family" who puts flower wreaths around your neck measures your thetan levels and makes you sign all your property away.
  • 3
    WTF! Where are Zuckerberg's eyebrows?
  • 9
    @ayushjn Reptiles don't have eyebrows.
  • 8
    @ayushjn In Dorsey's beard maybe!
  • 5
    Jack's face does not have a proper definition of age on it. Some parts have grown extremely old while some looks like a newborn baby.

    But i still like Twitter somewhat as it tries to be responsible social media platform, with its no edit feature and flagging of fake news strategy stuff
  • 0
    @sauravchamoli17 I was under the same impression
  • 1
    @Fast-Nop I used to think that about Bill Gates. Then I found out that he is related/tied to people in Margaret Sanger's circle of influence. This brought to light why Bill thinks eugenics is okay. So I think Bill had some connections to get started.
  • 4
    Oh god, I can't unsee it...
  • 1
    Also, why does Zuck look like he's made out of wax?
  • 1
    Sucker berg (greatest auto correct ever I’m not fixing it you know who I’m talking about) is going for more of that heavens gate vibe whilst I’m getting more of a Manson family vibe from Dorsey
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