Dear recruiter,

i get that you are doing your job by making phone calls. However you don’t need to call me EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Especially if you have nothing new to say. Also FOUR FUCKING TIMES IN ONE DAY. It’s just too much.

Ofcourse i want to land that perfect job that you have for me, but calling just to call is just fucking annoying.

Also, give me a heads up instead of calling for an hour intake call completely out of the blue.

I have multiple job interviews, maybe you are a bit too eager for your end of the month/year bonus.