Microsoft: Sorry, we were not able to upgrade your subscription.

Me: Why?

Microsoft: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm trying to give you my money! Aren't you at least good at that? Your loss!

It reminds me when I tried to buy flightsim. It said that I needed an ms account. Sure I have one. I have an offline account and the login app gave an error that doesn't exist according to Microsoft. Then I found online that the error means that it can't login because my account isn't an online one. Then I tried to login from the shitty new control panel. Same error that means I can't log in unless I'm already logged in. Thanks Microsoft.

I have never given Microsoft money for software.

I would absolutely consider it for e.g. Flight Sim if I was into things like that because it’s apparently quite good and well-written, but anything else? Never.