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It's the kind of evening where I'll look into niche programming languages but never make anything with them.

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    Malbolge
    Whitespace
    Sonic Pi
    English
    ENGLISH
    Rockstar

    That last one is kind of awesome, like really. Per its website, here’s Fizzbuzz in Rockstar:

    Midnight takes your heart and your soul
    While your heart is as high as your soul
    Put your heart without your soul into your heart

    Give back your heart

    Desire is a lovestruck ladykiller
    My world is nothing
    Fire is ice
    Hate is water
    Until my world is Desire,
    Build my world up
    If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing and Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
    Shout "FizzBuzz!"
    Take it to the top

    If Midnight taking my world, Fire is nothing
    Shout "Fizz!"
    Take it to the top

    If Midnight taking my world, Hate is nothing
    Say "Buzz!"
    Take it to the top

    Whisper my world
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    @Root “Rockstar is a computer programming language designed for creating programs that are also hair metal power ballads.”

    I never knew I needed this so much
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    @LotsOfCaffeine Going to make something with it? 😉
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    @Root one should make a guitar hero clone with it
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    Elixir

    Functional language actually used to build real-world stuff, like Discord
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    Shakespeare programming language
    Chef is also a funny one.
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    🏁 🍇
    😀 🔤try emoji code 🔤❗️
    🍉
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    Wanna try a really exotic language - but don't want obscurity for obscurity's sake:

    Coq
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    Make one
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    @phat-lasagna I mean I would but I don't really have enough time to get into compilers and make my own
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    I remember noting down Twelf. I don't remember what it does or why I noted it down. Go crazy.
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