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nullvec
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MySQL fell down the stairs again and dropped tables all over the datacenter

the affected servers tried to notify me in advance but spamd wasn't able to scan their messages so IT JUST DIDN'T SEND THEM

EVEN IF IT COULD, NAMED COULDN'T RESOLVE ANY MX RECORDS

BECAUSE BEFORE MYSQL CRASHED IT CONVERTED /ETC/RESOLV.CONF INTO AN INNODB TABLE

(AND THEN DROPPED IT)

(ON PURPOSE)

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  • 10
    @amahlaka I used deep learning to teach Python how MySQL works and it immediately became suicidal
  • 0
    @nullvec either it had had enough or it's learnt about good code practice and style ;)
  • 1
    @nullvec little did we know, the thing that AI's most want to learn is how to die. (Just dark humor, I'm a terrible person)
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