dear boss,

I can't work if you're calling me every 5 minutes to check on my progress. You're only slowing us down. I suggest you resign.

This is my biggest pet peeve of all time. Especially when dealing with production issues. I'd sometimes get called for an update before I'd even opened an ssh session...

Dude, you just simultaneously pissed me off, slowed me down, and broke my concentration.

haha, it is recommended to black out the boss =0=

dear boss,

your fired gtfo.

sincerely,
angry dev

@rooter Oh but people get sooo mad at me when I do that, not just my boss. Fuck them