A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.

A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?"

"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer."

"So? What's that got to do with anything?"

"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors".

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    Except a good programmer would pay attention to warnings. I've seen far too many easily-preventable bugs to just ignore them. If you're ignoring warnings then you're accepting unnecessary risk.
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    In a recent study, it was noted that of all people who have died, all of them, 100%, were breathing air prior to death. 100%
  • 2
    @xinuxunil Sorry to darken the mood, but that article must have missed out the maternity ward.
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