People: "Nobody is doing what we say!!!!"

Me: "Even when you the person who pays their bills tells them to?"

People: "Nope! We want a modal pop up when they login!"

Me: "You know they can just click past that and ignore you....? How about we actually wait until they fill out some stuff and have a required field when they do a thing?"

People: "No, we want a modal!"

-jebus fuck-