There is a table right under the fan on which I put a hot cup of coffee add suger to it. Now comes the good part.

I tie myself upside down with sealing fan right above table. Holding a spoon in one hand. Start the fan with a stick. Throw the stick. Just after speed is steady put the spoon in cup and let it stear.

Drink this coffe upside down.
It will increase productivity by 10000million%.

Cheers:)