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You mother fucking piece of shit.

Whoever taught you programming should be removed from history.

And whatever form of intelligence you claim to possess, let me assure you: breathing is the limit of it.

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Some of the projects I'm working on are really the epitome of "YOLO let's turn the poopomat machine on in diarrhea mode".

The worst: I cannot really give examples.

I've seen the last days everything.

(bash scripting, docker, services like nginx /haproxy/...)

Eval as an template generator in bash...

Declaring an whole environment in an Dockerfile, that should never be used as it is only necessary for building... But not checking if an env file is provided, so the whole thing can blow up spectacularly.

A nearly 1k long bash calculator for system limits, reading out all kinds of stuff from /proc and /sys, seemingly partially stolen from NGINX Docker.

Declaring and starting an own DNS Server to bypass the Docker DNS service inside an docker container.

Mkfifo fun for creating several stdout and stderrs for seemingly no reason...

Actively not using bash, instead of creating shell only functions to emulate bash...

I could go on.

But really. I'm getting too old for this shit.

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    PS: With I cannot really give examples I mean that I'm working on it for nearly 3 weeks (pure working time)

    It's really a constant flow of shit.

    There is no good in it.

    Giving examples is impossible as I have so many options ... Cause really everything is fucked up.

    I'm currently happy when said person did at least a simple [[ $VAR != "" ]]

    And that's a rare sight...
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    @IntrusionCM have the same. Did you reported state of the project to the management? If 'yes' what was their reaction? Just curious
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    @bzq84 I'm part of management.

    Sad truth. It was inevitable.

    The old dev left the company and - as our company lacked the necessary specialists - couldn't do much.

    The position of Dev Ops was left open for too long and as the complexity of the topic far exceeds what a dev can learn in short time, it was inevitable ....

    But still I need to vent cause it's so narf. -.-
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