Can literally every fucking pop up, modal, notification, message box, update, and everything else just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME DO MY WORK

It seems that you didn't took a shit recently. Holding your shit is unhealthy and therefore not recommended.
Do you want to take a dump now?
[Yes] [Remind me later]

Work computer came with tons of bloatware the it dept provisioned it with. Shame if that monitoring daemon eating up an entire cpu core were to die somehow...

Life hack: if a program you’re not supposed to touch gets SIGKILL’d you’re in trouble, if it somehow gets SIGSEGV’d it’s just a bug